Good morning, all. I know it has been a while, but I have been very busy. I was helping clean up soiled seals and penguins, or at least I watched a doccie about it on Discovery Channel. All in all, it was quite a fruitful, zork knows how long. But never fear it will take more than a new job, laptop, various other events to stop me, after all I am the beer-a-nator. Gimme beer I am thirsty. Okay AFTER all my invites to new members of Random Ramblings, I have finally forced/enticed a new member. If you know me as well as I do, you may know that I have known Don since he was a sweet little school wretch, he has now turned into a rather obtuse oblong, and rather elongated thinga ma jig. Oh well anyway here is Don's first, and hopefully not last. Viva la Don.
Unimportant Iputs of Don
I’ve officially been recruited as a random inclusion… my purpose in making huge effort to type words, correct in grammar and inspiring in reason, create no feeling of hope or fateful faith. They’re simply there because they weren’t told that they couldn’t be. Hi, I’ve lived 23 years of my life with the title of Don. Not really the type of personal description that runs parallel with anything that vaguely begets exciting, excitement…choosing it’s home between the colour grey and melancholy emotions….
Fark that was boring…
I once possessed intriguing tales relating closely with the human condition. Metaphorical enigma’s of sorts, bold yet mundane… once, on queue, shocking and awing audiences, opening vast realms of self imaginations… Journey’s of great Kings, life altering realizations of needing hopefuls and endings perfect enough to raise eyebrows place unimpressionable critics. These oddly placed words of myth, glory and achievement, circled royalty type conversations with ease.
Sadly though…great tales decay. Become ice breakers and awkward elevator conversations, it becomes a eighty-five year olds dying joke.
Sorry I have not proof read this post, but hell that makes things more interesting.
Oh well enjoy your week/donkey darbie/any other event which may be worth mentioning.
08/09/2006
26/07/2006
(Insert Title)
Ah good (insert time of day.) It has been quite a while, (insert time since last post) to be exact. I hope you are well, I am (insert current state of being), but have been a little (insert past tense negative) lately. FARK, FARk FEKKIDI fek fek. Bleep blip You Mother Farkin fark fark. Dam automated random shit generator, still trying to get me to insert my credit card. That’s it I’m writing all my own random shit from now on. Oh I mean I’ll ramble on a bit randomly, or something. Today (insert date in past) Smash, smash fark fark. Roar, dammit. Okay I am either being very prodigious, or extremely lazy. This blog entry type thing (what you are reading now) has bee prepared at some previous date, one long before the post by date, some may say long before the dinosaurs, some may say before Riaan Cruywagen. But how are we to know, after all time is only relative. To prove this, you will need to go to any government department, preferably the licensing department, now remember that you are there for a very important reason, such as having your license renewed or to shoot someone. Not only will the hour you are there feel like an hour but much more, you may perceive the man next to you age, ever so slightly at first but then you will notice that he now has a beard, then he starts to grey, his nurse comes every now and then to change his colostomy bag, you notice his drip is getting empty, you see his son come to take over their proud place in line, you wonder if you are aging too, you are, you start to lose touch with reality, becoming senile even. Why oh why did you have to go and stand in that life draining queue. Oh the end is nigh. Another test, for those who don’t want to die in the process is to go to a fairly large public event, like a concert or a rugby/cricket/popular national sport game. Find a nice seat, have something to eat, maybe a beer or two and a block or two of brooklax. Now the time it takes for the brooklax to kick in and the time it takes you to find relief. Now that by definition is eternity.
Sorry about the time thingy, it’s just that this is, was, er will be a prepared blog entry. I typedy, typedy, some stuff on me keyboard into the words n’ stuff program, then I save it for later. Kind of like preparing a biochemical warfare weapon thing. I doubt that even the best biochemical scientist dudes could have made their allotted nasties in terror 101. They would have needed to put in many hours of home work, mixing just the right amounts of anthrax with Viagra etc. and on the good side at least you don’t get very many second rate biochemical terrorists, due to the high levels of self study required, they seem to kind of sort them selves out(and their family pets, families, neighbours pets, neighbours etc. etc.)
“I’m sorry oh great large, powerful and very muscular in that t-shirt random shit generator. You are the most wonderfulest random shit generator in the entire fluff. Oh take me into your flock and show me your wonder. And I will give you all my worldly possessions; I have no need for them for I know that when I am with you I need not. What is that? Oh of course I will bring you all the beer that this land has to offer. .. Yes and a cheese burger, with extra chips. …. And a Game boy? Oh Sorry one of those cool new Game Boy DS’ with all the cool little extras, and all the games for it that this ;land has to offer…. And a Porsche designed kitchen set including the nifty toaster and kettle. Oh my random shit generator, this is… What oh you are not done, but this is a rather long list, and I don’t think I even know what a spaloonkedy wonka is….. This is too much, where oh where shall I find these things?” And then I shot him, the most annoying disciple I have ever had. Remember that even though I may take pity upon you today, because you praised my random shit, and stuff, no one likes a suck up, especially not one that doesn’t know what a spaloonkedy wonka is anyway. Oh and next time you see me, give me a beer I’ve deserved it.
Sorry about the time thingy, it’s just that this is, was, er will be a prepared blog entry. I typedy, typedy, some stuff on me keyboard into the words n’ stuff program, then I save it for later. Kind of like preparing a biochemical warfare weapon thing. I doubt that even the best biochemical scientist dudes could have made their allotted nasties in terror 101. They would have needed to put in many hours of home work, mixing just the right amounts of anthrax with Viagra etc. and on the good side at least you don’t get very many second rate biochemical terrorists, due to the high levels of self study required, they seem to kind of sort them selves out(and their family pets, families, neighbours pets, neighbours etc. etc.)
“I’m sorry oh great large, powerful and very muscular in that t-shirt random shit generator. You are the most wonderfulest random shit generator in the entire fluff. Oh take me into your flock and show me your wonder. And I will give you all my worldly possessions; I have no need for them for I know that when I am with you I need not. What is that? Oh of course I will bring you all the beer that this land has to offer. .. Yes and a cheese burger, with extra chips. …. And a Game boy? Oh Sorry one of those cool new Game Boy DS’ with all the cool little extras, and all the games for it that this ;land has to offer…. And a Porsche designed kitchen set including the nifty toaster and kettle. Oh my random shit generator, this is… What oh you are not done, but this is a rather long list, and I don’t think I even know what a spaloonkedy wonka is….. This is too much, where oh where shall I find these things?” And then I shot him, the most annoying disciple I have ever had. Remember that even though I may take pity upon you today, because you praised my random shit, and stuff, no one likes a suck up, especially not one that doesn’t know what a spaloonkedy wonka is anyway. Oh and next time you see me, give me a beer I’ve deserved it.
22/07/2006
Listen to me now.
Yes that is right for a limited time only you will be able to rule the world (batteries not included) for the low, low price of humanity. “Mwahaha, our plans are finally coming to fruition Mr. Bush.” “Oh really, that’s sounds like a smoothie, could I please have some strawberry in mine?” “Um. Strawberry?” “Yeah, you know those sweet little red spotty things.” “No, no. Fruition, it is the outcome of our plans.” “Yeah, yeah. I know, you put in the strawberry and outcomes the smoothie. Ooh, aah. Got ta git me some o dat fruitionola’ smoothie ye.”
And next time on the tv channels of our live we might actually get past the drinks menu. “Ooh, Ooh! I want the blue one, look at the blue one, its all blue and stuff!” I, myself Frank Block of the lands that cease to do stuff of twiddily rounding paths, have found ye another way of wasting vast amounts of time. Yahoo Answers. Which is yet another of these all too wonderful web 2.0 something or the others. It allows me, or you, with all our combined knowledge to ask stupid questions, and to give even dumber answers. I puts a smile on ones face when you know in your heart of heart that you have helped someone else reach and attain a fuller better life. I did this today, just a few moments ago, I helped a poor Sudanese child come to terms with the fact that he is going to have a shit life, for the rest of his life, because he can’t tie his shoes. I mean it the little things, like why is there no snow on the moon? Or what do you think of my Godzilla? Is it safe to let the Windsor’s mate? Important, personal, fruitionola, veggie based questions, that will inevitably clog the internet, causing 5 less people to read this blog. Poop on string, when puppies eat soap on a rope.
Damn Mr Bush, always screwing around when we need him most. The Russians were rather upset with etv’s shit movie last night “Red Heat” where Arnold Schwarzenegger, killed a bunch of people because their Russian accent was better than his. Now seriously has Arnold ever had a good accent? Has he acted in Austrian movies? Was his native accent as shit as his English/Russian/anything he says accent. Only Americans would elect these mofos. I guess I can’t be one to talk though, I can’t understand anything South African politicians say either; all I know is that they like large expensive 4x4s, R500 000 family holidays, and the occasional post coital showers.
Until next-time. Keep on keeping on
And next time on the tv channels of our live we might actually get past the drinks menu. “Ooh, Ooh! I want the blue one, look at the blue one, its all blue and stuff!” I, myself Frank Block of the lands that cease to do stuff of twiddily rounding paths, have found ye another way of wasting vast amounts of time. Yahoo Answers. Which is yet another of these all too wonderful web 2.0 something or the others. It allows me, or you, with all our combined knowledge to ask stupid questions, and to give even dumber answers. I puts a smile on ones face when you know in your heart of heart that you have helped someone else reach and attain a fuller better life. I did this today, just a few moments ago, I helped a poor Sudanese child come to terms with the fact that he is going to have a shit life, for the rest of his life, because he can’t tie his shoes. I mean it the little things, like why is there no snow on the moon? Or what do you think of my Godzilla? Is it safe to let the Windsor’s mate? Important, personal, fruitionola, veggie based questions, that will inevitably clog the internet, causing 5 less people to read this blog. Poop on string, when puppies eat soap on a rope.
Damn Mr Bush, always screwing around when we need him most. The Russians were rather upset with etv’s shit movie last night “Red Heat” where Arnold Schwarzenegger, killed a bunch of people because their Russian accent was better than his. Now seriously has Arnold ever had a good accent? Has he acted in Austrian movies? Was his native accent as shit as his English/Russian/anything he says accent. Only Americans would elect these mofos. I guess I can’t be one to talk though, I can’t understand anything South African politicians say either; all I know is that they like large expensive 4x4s, R500 000 family holidays, and the occasional post coital showers.
Until next-time. Keep on keeping on
01/07/2006
Dam inhabitants of nostril land.
It’s got absolutely nothing to do with global warming or the yellow parakeet that lives in your rectum, nor anything to do with the rainbow nation hitting puberty, or the little funny onion thingies in your soup. It has a little less to do with our appalling service levels, smell ignorant police, unqualified teachers, poly-unsaturated / mono-saturated fats, weekend’s on the east rand, and getting lost in the west rand. Or even to do with me being capped after browsing a few too many websites and downloading too much (legal) stuff. It may have something to do with the Far East economies, but that still needs to be confirmed. Some may ask how it all affects the price of cheese, but that is just ridiculous, all I do is go outside and pick some from our lovely cheese garden. It all makes about as much sense as saying the price of cut grass…. “Yes, I’d like a cup full of Canada green, a hand full of Serengeti and a pinch of crab grass.”.. ”Hmm, lovely grass soup, don’t forget the funny onion thingies though.” Where was I going with all that seems to elude me at the moment, must be the dam far eastern economy, or something.
AS you may have / or not gathered, I was degraded to a sans internet status for the last week or so of last month. It gave me time to catch up on a little reading (note to self we need a new tv guide), some chores, some other stuff and a good deal of playing Ragnarok Offline Battle. It is a doujin (fan made) game by a company called French Bread (Don’t worry I have yet to find any frenchiness to it, although there is also a decided lack of Englishness too.) The game is in Japanese (I think) and pretty much entails you going on a quest to wonder the country side, while beating the crap out of cute little bunnies, mushrooms with teeth, cute little bunnies, cute little doggies, funny things with long tongues, a scare crow and more cute creature of various descriptions. It releases our innate hate for all things cute, this easiest identified by giving a baby a cute stuffed animal, babies are rather ill equipped to fight any meaningful battles, so they in fact rely on their blunted gums and over active bowels to soil, destroy, humiliate and other bad things, to said cute stuffed creatures. No wonder we all come out a little odd, because the adults who are supposed to protect infants are continuously dressing them in, surrounding them with obnoxious cute little Satan beasties. It warps the psyche, turning our natural inborn hate to turn into a silly wimpering “Ahhh! That’s cute.” I propose a boycott on all things cute, fluffy and pink. We shall surround our young with sharp objects (which can be used to attack cute things that try corrupt said infant), and dark colours. The “terrible” twos are merely complaining about all the cute crap lying around.
AS you may have / or not gathered, I was degraded to a sans internet status for the last week or so of last month. It gave me time to catch up on a little reading (note to self we need a new tv guide), some chores, some other stuff and a good deal of playing Ragnarok Offline Battle. It is a doujin (fan made) game by a company called French Bread (Don’t worry I have yet to find any frenchiness to it, although there is also a decided lack of Englishness too.) The game is in Japanese (I think) and pretty much entails you going on a quest to wonder the country side, while beating the crap out of cute little bunnies, mushrooms with teeth, cute little bunnies, cute little doggies, funny things with long tongues, a scare crow and more cute creature of various descriptions. It releases our innate hate for all things cute, this easiest identified by giving a baby a cute stuffed animal, babies are rather ill equipped to fight any meaningful battles, so they in fact rely on their blunted gums and over active bowels to soil, destroy, humiliate and other bad things, to said cute stuffed creatures. No wonder we all come out a little odd, because the adults who are supposed to protect infants are continuously dressing them in, surrounding them with obnoxious cute little Satan beasties. It warps the psyche, turning our natural inborn hate to turn into a silly wimpering “Ahhh! That’s cute.” I propose a boycott on all things cute, fluffy and pink. We shall surround our young with sharp objects (which can be used to attack cute things that try corrupt said infant), and dark colours. The “terrible” twos are merely complaining about all the cute crap lying around.
11/06/2006
I can prove that cheese is tasty. Here eat this.
Ah yes it is a gloomy Sunday morning and I‘ve been left alone with my thoughts again. Sneeeky little buggers always trying to convince me that the light in the fridge is not there for my amusement. Last night I did some very interesting research into how locals interact with tourists, next week I’ll try terrorists, first off you will need some locals, easy enough, then you need to locate a tourist, not so easy, or at least I couldn’t be bothered to look for one. We now have all the players locals, supplied from the surrounding areas, a tourist, me with a “German” accent and several beers. I really don’t know why I was so friendly, if I was a German tourist I’d be rude and obnoxious, why should my attitude change if my nationality did, so I did what all tourists do, and that is try to mingle with the locals while trying not to look like a terrorist, sorry I mean tourist. So all you need to do is go to everyone within ear shot and talk to them about what a good time you are having, in random German words learnt from tv, ein, gut pronounced goet, alveedezen (my german spelling is probably off), bier, achtun, shizer, shwine, and some other badly pronounced syllables. I’m not sure whether anyone noticed that I only got the accent after a few beers though, I think I even fooled the locals that I went there with. However I would recommend caution with trying to be a foreigner though, firstly don’t try being German in a German pub, because they will start talking to you in German, and trust me not even the best German accent will give you the ability to hold a conversation in German, I’ve tried and it just doesn’t work. Do not try acting like a German in an Afrikaans pub, not because they will understand you, but because it will be completely lost on them, and they probably won’t buy you any drinks. PS just talking English properly will make them think you are a tourist, I’ve been English, Australian, and South African in the same evening, with the same people, even after I spoke Afrikaans, and I was trying to prove that I was South African, I had to get my cousin, their friend, to back me up. But at the end of the day I don’t think you need to be German to enjoy a good German beer, with some nice German food, a personal favourite is schnitzel, potato salad, sour kraut, and if they have it ask for a little purple (yummy.) And the good thing is that all these delicacies can be got at most German pubs (remember not to use your German accent here, unless if you really are German though)
07/06/2006
Live and partially nude in a bedroom near you!
Now that I've got your attention It's about time I hear from somebody, anybody. I don't freaken care. Guild Wars has led me down a horrible path of self destruction, or at least one of wanton destruction of property and all those little street kids in the neighbourhood. Damn street kids think they own the roads. I’ll show the dirty little buggers, next time you step in front of me I’m gonna set the law straight by riding over you, and then, I’ll res any of my party who were slain and then heal the rest. Lets just say I’ll go all monk over them, not catholic naughty behind the pew lovin, but rather some serious smiting monk vengeance, I’ll remove your enchantments and send some bone minions from hell to destroy you. Lets just thank the heavenly tokoloshe that street kids don’t run this country. Well the current gov doesn’t differ that much though, except they are a bit bigger and their clothes have less wholes in them.
Oh ja, um yous guys’s must send youses funny shit to my email fblock40(at)hotmail.com [just replace the (at) with @] If you wanna send funny pictures, make sure my email is empty. But it would be better if you send rants, raves and even dribbles top dis box. Remember that I don’t even give my friends my email address, so use it wisely. The bestest stuffs will be puted up on this blog, you will receive recognition from the heavans above in the form of a fresh pigeon doodie on the car parked next to yours. You will also receive the prize of your choice, to collect your prize, go to your favourite shop, choose your prize, proceed to the counter, put the prize down, pull out your credit card/9 mm, and them go home to enjoy your prize. (Do note the armed robbery is frowned at in most “modern” societies, so check with your neighbours, unless of course you sold their house. Do not confirm any plans of armed robbery with the local policeman as they may want to charge a special armed robbery tax [bastards] or at least that’s what they did when I asked)
PS that mail box is a spam trap so, don’t send spam, just your little stories.
PPS don’t these little ps thingies piss you off.
Oh ja, um yous guys’s must send youses funny shit to my email fblock40(at)hotmail.com [just replace the (at) with @] If you wanna send funny pictures, make sure my email is empty. But it would be better if you send rants, raves and even dribbles top dis box. Remember that I don’t even give my friends my email address, so use it wisely. The bestest stuffs will be puted up on this blog, you will receive recognition from the heavans above in the form of a fresh pigeon doodie on the car parked next to yours. You will also receive the prize of your choice, to collect your prize, go to your favourite shop, choose your prize, proceed to the counter, put the prize down, pull out your credit card/9 mm, and them go home to enjoy your prize. (Do note the armed robbery is frowned at in most “modern” societies, so check with your neighbours, unless of course you sold their house. Do not confirm any plans of armed robbery with the local policeman as they may want to charge a special armed robbery tax [bastards] or at least that’s what they did when I asked)
PS that mail box is a spam trap so, don’t send spam, just your little stories.
PPS don’t these little ps thingies piss you off.
01/06/2006
Fak, I was sleping and then.
Sorry about not blogging for a while, okay over a month, I know it wasn't because I was too busy, I mean I've been sitting on my ass doing nothing for the last month. All my hopes and dreams were shattered when I tried to become an office automation sales man, wholly crap that sucked. Do you know that the only difference between an oa sales man and a con man is, it is that the oa man pays tax. And then for one day I was on an on the job interview, doing what you ask, I'll tell. Selling crap out of kit bags, hell yeah. Excuse me sir/madam i've got some really smelly crap to sell you, why its fresh i watched the dog make it this morning, now this slightly blue tird is 100% pure doberman, I dought you'll find it cheaper or smellier anywhere else, and if you take 3 I'll throw in a free poopdle stool. FAK OFF YOU SILLY FAKKIN DOOR TO DOOR ADD MONKEY. So that didn't go too well. Well at least one good thing came out of this month of forced unemployment, or well, okay I started playing guild wars, I'm sorry if i didn't catch the greater meaning of life while i wasn't looking, Oh my Fak the world has turned to a purple headed lobster, no wait that's not write. Oh meds I forgot my meds, or did you just fool into thinking that so that you could laugh at me when I accidently overdose, you sick bastard, I want my Mommy, and maybe some more meds.
Oh and by the way, I started a new blog thing on yahoo the address is bum bum bum
http://360.yahoo.com/animesourcesa
as usual my pc doesn't like me so you will have to cut and paste that link into your toaser, when it comes out nice and brown you may put it in you browser. 2 blogs = 2 times the shite from 1 times the lazy man, lets see how it goes.
Oh and by the way, I started a new blog thing on yahoo the address is bum bum bum
http://360.yahoo.com/animesourcesa
as usual my pc doesn't like me so you will have to cut and paste that link into your toaser, when it comes out nice and brown you may put it in you browser. 2 blogs = 2 times the shite from 1 times the lazy man, lets see how it goes.
29/04/2006
Robot Bastard, and other short films.
"Hey What's up? How you been?", "Ja, Ja. I Know its been a while. Well I got side tracked. I was unemployed last weekend, it was freaken great. But then on monday I was employed again, hell things have been happening.", "Oh you don't say." I love talking to myself, damn, ah, okay I'm bored, oh you don't say.....
Okay I know I haven't been posting, but I've gotten rather bored of the internet, so I've taken to wathing odd or hard to find films. Well I'm currently trying to source some Godzilla films. ROAR. GODZILA, GODZILLA! I dig weirdos in funny lizard costumes. Oh and there are quite a few people who are willing to let you download and watch their short films for free. Like Little Dog Turpie at (http://www.dogturpie.com/), based on a failry weird fairy tale, and nice animation. Then you have Robot Bastard (http://www.robotbastard.com/), with a dude in a robot suite on a mission, I don't want to give the plot away, but I thought it was pretty cool. You can also look at (www.divx.com) I have found quite a few weird and woderful short films on the web, I even found a full length Star Trek knock off, didn't download it though. Keep and eye out for student films, some of them are very good.
Godzilla VS the small children down the road. Now I'd watch that
Okay I know I haven't been posting, but I've gotten rather bored of the internet, so I've taken to wathing odd or hard to find films. Well I'm currently trying to source some Godzilla films. ROAR. GODZILA, GODZILLA! I dig weirdos in funny lizard costumes. Oh and there are quite a few people who are willing to let you download and watch their short films for free. Like Little Dog Turpie at (http://www.dogturpie.com/), based on a failry weird fairy tale, and nice animation. Then you have Robot Bastard (http://www.robotbastard.com/), with a dude in a robot suite on a mission, I don't want to give the plot away, but I thought it was pretty cool. You can also look at (www.divx.com) I have found quite a few weird and woderful short films on the web, I even found a full length Star Trek knock off, didn't download it though. Keep and eye out for student films, some of them are very good.
Godzilla VS the small children down the road. Now I'd watch that
19/04/2006
'Tis the last Wednesday of the week.
Now that is certainly good news, by golly who wants another Wednesday. Personally I’ve had enough of them for 1 week. Damn, wake up early join the rat race eat a funny saamie, crave a cigarette, have a cigarette, wait till next craving. Sounds exciting, been like this since last Wednesday, or maybe since December, it’s all a haze, time seems to blend into itself, forming disjoined nouns, badly spelt cats and making me a bit more odd than usual, I think I’m a seven today, that’s pretty odd isn’t it. It’s been a while since I have posted, that is because I have been killing the internet here at work, die you measly “broadband” internet thingy, mwahaha! Damn I wanna live in a first world country, better internet, less corruption, less beggars etc etc. “Oh but it can’t be that bad, Why don’t you just get your pet lion to eat the beggars, and your elephant can stomp all those corrupt metros.” “WTF you moron, jhb is a city, the only place to find lions, tigers, bears, orangutans, elephants and other wild animals is at the zoo!”, “But on tv there are animals all over Africa.” “Famine starvation and civil war too, and on tv here there are some intelligent Americans, Just because you see it on tv, does not make it true, for fegs sake. You are a dum ass, go and play with that plug over there, oh and heres a bucket of water. Enjoy.” That’s an idea, maybe I’ll go to the zoo and set some animals free, or was that in a movie, filled with crazy Americans, who just happened to nearly wipe out humanity?
Apparently all of my American and beggar bashing has gotten me some good karma. I will be graduating on Friday, I will be celebrating on Friday and probably Saturday, and then I start my new job on Monday, and tomorrow is my last day here, things are definitely looking up, right, left and then right again. Now cross the street making sure that you keep an eye out for oncoming traffic. Poop! you jay walker. I’ve been told that when in Europe it is very easy to spot South Africans, because they always jay walk, that is cross the road at any location other than the zebra line thing or at the robot. I think it is probably safe to do it my way, that is adopt the position, ready, steady, NOW RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!! In some anime I’ve seen that in Japan they have traffic lights that play some weird docile tune, maybe it is a pied piper kind of tune, lulling the unsuspecting pedestrians into harms way, it seems to have the same effect on the drivers who very rarely take the bait and ride over our anime producing friends. I think they should get something similar here in South Africa, but they would have to change the tune, maybe replace it with the sounds of gun shots, a police siren, breaking glass, it would have to be area specific, like near the zoo you’d have a lions roar etc. This would definitely reduce the amount of time spent crossing the road, and thus reducing the time that taxis have to aim for said pedestrians. Another plus would be that pedestrians would get fitter and thus live healthier more productive lives. Sorry about all that bull, I’m just pissed off with bastards who run out in front of your car and expect you, (they expect me to what?) not hit them, now isn’t that a bit too much to ask, for craps sake, you jumped in front of me, now you taste some datsun fury.
Apparently all of my American and beggar bashing has gotten me some good karma. I will be graduating on Friday, I will be celebrating on Friday and probably Saturday, and then I start my new job on Monday, and tomorrow is my last day here, things are definitely looking up, right, left and then right again. Now cross the street making sure that you keep an eye out for oncoming traffic. Poop! you jay walker. I’ve been told that when in Europe it is very easy to spot South Africans, because they always jay walk, that is cross the road at any location other than the zebra line thing or at the robot. I think it is probably safe to do it my way, that is adopt the position, ready, steady, NOW RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!! In some anime I’ve seen that in Japan they have traffic lights that play some weird docile tune, maybe it is a pied piper kind of tune, lulling the unsuspecting pedestrians into harms way, it seems to have the same effect on the drivers who very rarely take the bait and ride over our anime producing friends. I think they should get something similar here in South Africa, but they would have to change the tune, maybe replace it with the sounds of gun shots, a police siren, breaking glass, it would have to be area specific, like near the zoo you’d have a lions roar etc. This would definitely reduce the amount of time spent crossing the road, and thus reducing the time that taxis have to aim for said pedestrians. Another plus would be that pedestrians would get fitter and thus live healthier more productive lives. Sorry about all that bull, I’m just pissed off with bastards who run out in front of your car and expect you, (they expect me to what?) not hit them, now isn’t that a bit too much to ask, for craps sake, you jumped in front of me, now you taste some datsun fury.
07/04/2006
Basic physics, for your inner hamster, inside of yourself.
On discussing nothing with lazydaisy, not your regular 6 pack kind of nothing important (talking crap) but the very real and tangible or at least the lack there of, of nothing, emptiness, the void that fills space when there is nothing there…. Hmmm. It seems that it is hard to imagine a complete void, one that does not even have any air. To eplain this we need to look at atoms, well they are very small so we can’t see them, when they are bundled together in varying densities we get the different phases of matter. These phases are, drum roll please, No that’s not the phase its just a phrase to introduce thing dimwit. The densest phase is a “solid”, where the atoms are so closely packed that they vibrate in extremely close proximity, so close in fact that they create a physical shape, which is more often than not rigid and hard (try walking into a wall, which is pretty solid and will probably hurt, a lot.) Common solids include ice, cheese, walls, tyre irons, nun-chucks, dog food pellets, kryptonite and fruit flavoured sweeties. The next phase is the liquid phase, this is where atoms are still quite close, but they do not form a rigid thing a ma bob. Due to their nature, liquids allow solids to move into and through them (a sword passes freely through beer), they mix with other liquids (rum and coke), and they can dissolve both gasses and solids (carbonated drinks have CO2 gas dissolved in it, and salt water has, well salt dissolved in it.) Common liquids include, beer, soy sauce, wine, tequila, punch, bloody mary, vodka, red bull, that funny blue shit in the bottle, beer and beer (apparently water is one too, I still need to investigate this though.) The last phase of matter is gas. That is when atoms are very sparse, so sparse that one does not realise that they are there, which comes back to the very small nature of the atoms. Gasses fill all the voids (empty spaces) between the other phases of matter (liquids and solids.) The room you are sitting in is filled with a combination of gasses we call air, which is also called the atmosphere, it is mainly made of nitrogen, and has oxygen O2 (used during metabolism – this is fairly important as it gives us the energy need to stay alive), and carbon dioxide CO2, remember the carbonated drinks (which is a by-product of metabolism – and is actually poisonous to us, its cousin carbon monoxide CO is much more dangerous – it comes from the rear of cars.) Common gasses are, chlorine gas, mustard gas, methane, air and fart gas (from your rear after you eat beens or cabbage).
What dictates the phase of any matter is its temperature. High temperature increases the movement between atoms, and hence there space between them. I.E. Ice (can be found in your neighbours freezer) melts into water when it is at room temperature (solid to liquid) put the water (sorry, I should have told you to put the ice in a glass, okay clean up the spilled water and get some more ice.) Note how the shape of the ice changes to fit the shape of the glass, now you can do the next step in a few ways. Basically you need to heat the water to about 100ºC. I tried setting it on fire but it seems to be a fire retardant – quite unlike petrol and other solvents, apart from water based ones of course. You can raise the waters temperature in the microwave or kettle, (be careful with the microwave as it will form hyper hot water, which is not moving, when you move it, the water will instantaneously change its phase from liquid to gas, this will spray fuggin hot water and steam onto you and those dum enough to stand near you while you play with the microwave. The kettle is safer; the bubbles given off during boiling are merely the bubbles of steam (waters gas state), which occur from the phase change (liquid to gas.)
Sorry I got a bit carried away, well explaining nothingness, like that in outer space. There is a finite amount of matter in the universe, that is if I keep on sending it through the SA post it will all eventually disappear (I think they send it to other dimensions.) And all of this finite matter needs to fill the infinite expanses of space. Doo dee doo dee doo…. Bum bum bummmmmm. Big revelation there are places without matter in them, these are called vacuums (no perfect vacuum exists, all those annoying little particles keep screwing things up.)
Whoa that was a long post, and I didn’t even get to explain that much. If this helped you please leave a comment, and I will further unravel the mysteries of the universe, or if you think this sucked leave a comment and then I’ll tell you why you suck. There is more on this subject, but I’m not gonna waste my time if you don’t want to read it. Thank you and good Friday afternoon.
What dictates the phase of any matter is its temperature. High temperature increases the movement between atoms, and hence there space between them. I.E. Ice (can be found in your neighbours freezer) melts into water when it is at room temperature (solid to liquid) put the water (sorry, I should have told you to put the ice in a glass, okay clean up the spilled water and get some more ice.) Note how the shape of the ice changes to fit the shape of the glass, now you can do the next step in a few ways. Basically you need to heat the water to about 100ºC. I tried setting it on fire but it seems to be a fire retardant – quite unlike petrol and other solvents, apart from water based ones of course. You can raise the waters temperature in the microwave or kettle, (be careful with the microwave as it will form hyper hot water, which is not moving, when you move it, the water will instantaneously change its phase from liquid to gas, this will spray fuggin hot water and steam onto you and those dum enough to stand near you while you play with the microwave. The kettle is safer; the bubbles given off during boiling are merely the bubbles of steam (waters gas state), which occur from the phase change (liquid to gas.)
Sorry I got a bit carried away, well explaining nothingness, like that in outer space. There is a finite amount of matter in the universe, that is if I keep on sending it through the SA post it will all eventually disappear (I think they send it to other dimensions.) And all of this finite matter needs to fill the infinite expanses of space. Doo dee doo dee doo…. Bum bum bummmmmm. Big revelation there are places without matter in them, these are called vacuums (no perfect vacuum exists, all those annoying little particles keep screwing things up.)
Whoa that was a long post, and I didn’t even get to explain that much. If this helped you please leave a comment, and I will further unravel the mysteries of the universe, or if you think this sucked leave a comment and then I’ll tell you why you suck. There is more on this subject, but I’m not gonna waste my time if you don’t want to read it. Thank you and good Friday afternoon.
04/04/2006
I Need a new car. ASAP!
While driving around this morning some idiot crazy lady hooted at me, or the car in front of me for not taking off quick enough. So what I did was roll down my window and gave psycho bitch the finger. Now this was more effort than it should have been, so to combat this in the future I am offering an open bid to all who read this to give me a new car, it has to have electric windows, so that I never have to use any physical effort to give fingers to worthy numskulls on our roads. “BEEP BEEP this, you stupid shit!” “May some rather nasty people come and repossess your car, may they punch you in the nose while they do it. YOU SUCK!” And on second thought the new car that you are going to give me should have some minor modification. For one the hooter should be set to such a frequency that it would either cause massive heart failure or severe brain hemorrhaging, which ever is more affective, seeing that most SA drivers are already severely mentally retarded, a good heart attack will stop them, and those who use their brains to control their motor functions will have said functions stopped… Permanently. My new vehicle will also need a reinforced body with bull bars to push incapacitated vehicles from my path.
From the drawing you can firstly notice that I do not design cars for a living, secondly you will notice the destructo hooter on the roof and the super strong bull bars on the front. Regular high grade steel would be suitable for the bull bar and reinforcing, the car would need at least a v8 engine to move all the extra weight, the destructo hooter can be aquired at most secret government military research labs. So I eagerly await me new car. and Thank you in advance.
From the drawing you can firstly notice that I do not design cars for a living, secondly you will notice the destructo hooter on the roof and the super strong bull bars on the front. Regular high grade steel would be suitable for the bull bar and reinforcing, the car would need at least a v8 engine to move all the extra weight, the destructo hooter can be aquired at most secret government military research labs. So I eagerly await me new car. and Thank you in advance.
03/04/2006
Welcome to Monday.
Ah yes another week has come and gone. No ninja attacks, no shark attacks and a decided lack of sushi. What an uneventful week. Lets hope this week is better. Well its Monday and you guessed it no ninja attack, shark attacks or sushi yet, gotten off to a slow start, maybe I’ll go piss the bears at the zoo off. “Say hello to my little friend you beeg steenkee bear bitch! Ya I called you a bitch you ooglee gross bear.” “UNGrhh?” “Who’s your daddy, I’ll bet he smells like poo, just like you, and your mama, your mama eats out of the toilet, you turd scoffer.” “Bear yawn.” “You gonna ignore me you stupid fuzzy fart bag? Huh, huh, HUH!” “Take that you lazy bum bum head!” Kick sound muffled by fur. “and that!” Punch sound muffled by fur. “GRRRR. Roar. SNRRRL” Biting sound muffled by well nothing. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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HH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You freaken bastard, that hurts didn’t you mother tell you it’s not nice to bite people, freaken hell that was a perfectly good pair of pants, I only got them last month, now there is a freaken hole where my leg used to be…. WHAT THE FUUUUU, Where’s my leg, give me back my leg you funky monkey… wooozzzzeee,” lots of blood funny feelings. “What you smiling at you brown fuzzy teeth fairy?” ……. “Wanna be friends?”
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HH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You freaken bastard, that hurts didn’t you mother tell you it’s not nice to bite people, freaken hell that was a perfectly good pair of pants, I only got them last month, now there is a freaken hole where my leg used to be…. WHAT THE FUUUUU, Where’s my leg, give me back my leg you funky monkey… wooozzzzeee,” lots of blood funny feelings. “What you smiling at you brown fuzzy teeth fairy?” ……. “Wanna be friends?”
29/03/2006
Chase that white Rabbit.
Contrary to popular belief, there is a white rabbit at the end of that hole. Do you wanna know why? It’s because it is the white rabbit’s hole, you see it, it’s the one just to the left of that yellow oaker nut tree. Ah yes the illusive white rabbit, fabled for its white rabbitiness. Known across the land for its soft white pelt, cute fuzzy feet and super sharp teeth. Yes it is those sharp pointy teeth that have ended the adventure for many a wondering knight, I guess they were lost, oh rest their souls, may the almighty bunny fiend have mercy upon their souls. It was the mighty bunny fiend and his thirteen apostles of the apocalypse that set up the national bunny foundation (NBF), and it is through this organization that they created and populated many souvenir nations, known as bunny parks. They did this in such a cunning way that people visit these bunny parks, for children’s birthday parties, Sunday picnics, pagan rituals and other miscellaneous amateur warmongering activities. Bunny parks have all been fitted with human bunnification radar antennae’s which bunnify all humans that enter. That is why people feel compelled to take carrots and other bunny treats to said parks. Mentioning the NBF and not mentioning their ancient arch enemies is fairly dum dum. So for those who don’t already know. Think of this where else do people take their young to eat too many sweets and fling diaper waste around? No, it’s not the Vatican. It’s Micky Dee’s, aka Mac Donald’s, dreadful place more insidious than bunny parks and about as inviting as a government hospital emergency room. It is the bright garish colours, free plastic choke toys and the psychotic clown, that entice our smaller brained pint sized little ones. But little do they know that, their happy meals are actually made from the remnants of those who died on the battle fields of the ongoing war between MD and NBF. It is a terrible war, with far more casualties on the bunny side, due to their small size and inability to operate small arms, or any other arms at all. Well the saying breed like rabbits has at least kept them from extinction. Don’t the golden arches resemble bunny ears? Next time some puerile fetish drives you to Micky Dee’s, remember, you are probably eating the white rabbit, at least it saved you the chase.
25/03/2006
Solvents: For external use only.
Sorry for being so lazy as of late, but it has been a week filled with adventure, or I’d like to pretend so. On Wednesday, or some other day that starts with a “w”, we went on an alien hunting expedition. As usual we started at Benkei, no aliens were immediately apparent. So, in an MSG trance I crossed the street and followed by my followers (they like following me around, I buy them beer and through peanuts at them to keep them happy.) We went to a very secret and fashionable society, so fashionable that you have to change every 2 hours to avoid getting evicted, lets call it the fashion society. MSG, nicotine and mercury (found in large blue finned tuna, if you didn’t know) fuelled my trance. Enter the shaman, he will see you now. Very good. “You have a strong name, like a bully. Would you like, a Tequila?”, “Yes……… I would, like a Tequila... Will it clear my vision and allow me to see into the future?”, “No, it will blur your vision and cause you to walk into things.” “Ah, I see, then I would like a double for myself and my companions, and if by chance you have any salted peanuts? I’d like a bag of those too.” “Very well.” “ Here are your tequilas.” “I see they are a delightful gold colour.” “You are very observant, eyes of eagle. This should help that.” “Yes, it should.” And it did, vision blurred, conversation conversed, styles changed and many beverages of varying potency consumed. “Ah, blub de blub. Do you remember that gold en tequila shaman?” “Actually its Henry. And yes, it was gold tequila.” “Um, yes, do you have the other, other golden tequila?” “Reposado?” “Maybe? What’s the difference?” “It has been aged for a year and is smoother.” “Oh does the aging mellow it out?” “No they just add less turpentine.” “Okay, its done then give us a six pack of those, Shaman you the man!” MSG, nicotine, mercury, lead by products and tequila, the trance has begun resembling a stupor, but I have a strong name! like a bully. Funny I have never heard of any bad guys named Attila Adolf Ghengis Sadam Eugene the Hun. Well maybe I’m the first, I should conquer a small country or something. And the peanuts? You may ask. Maybe I’ll conquer a peanut factory. Sounds pretty good.
21/03/2006
Happy human rights day!
Yo yo yo! Happy human rights day, from the rainbow nation, the country with the most public holidays of any country in the world, woot. Yip that is right, humans have their own special day here in RSA, it is a day where we celebrate our human rights, that is the right not to have your ass turned inside out buy nasty exploding incendiary devices, don’t you love not being evaporated, damn what a great day! For all of those who do not know, you are probably a human if you are reading this article, or at least I hope so, I don't know how far they have come in their monkey training trials - but it sounds promising, unless of course you do not want to be a monkeys slave, damn violent intelligent monkeys. "No, no put that cathode ray tube down, bad monkey.", "Eek eek ook, grumble.. (unintelligible).. ook!", "No! You wouldn't, you're crazy! I will not let you destroy another pc of mine you filthy monkey bastard! I said....." CRACK!!!!! "EEEK OOOKKK GRRR! GRREEEOOWLL!". ..... .. . . . . .....
Enough about humans and their ultimate demise. Apparently vampires and lichen have been having a war since, well a long, long time ago. Basically the story goes; /Little red riding vampire was walking through the woods to old grandma vampires house when a tree covered in lichen fell over and crushed little red's little head. None of the other vampires were very happy with this so they declared war on all the lichen of the world. The battle has been hard fought with casualties on both sides, the world is no longer covered in forest, due to the vampire mass lichen eradication campaigns - this has made it difficult for the vampires as now, that sun light reaches the ground they can only come out at night. Lichen have also been forced to move to the south side of the trees on which they grow on, this is to avoid detection by the vampires. Below are some pictures of this historical fact filled story.
Some uneducated people have a different story involving lycan and not lichen; this is an historical inaccuracy. Lycan are merely the offspring of lichen and vampires - don’t ask me how they mated, I don't think you want to know either. Lycan are often called werewolves. So, until next time. BOO! Ha, ha, ha, rolf, lolicon WTF! GAYLORD GEEK MOFO.
Enough about humans and their ultimate demise. Apparently vampires and lichen have been having a war since, well a long, long time ago. Basically the story goes; /Little red riding vampire was walking through the woods to old grandma vampires house when a tree covered in lichen fell over and crushed little red's little head. None of the other vampires were very happy with this so they declared war on all the lichen of the world. The battle has been hard fought with casualties on both sides, the world is no longer covered in forest, due to the vampire mass lichen eradication campaigns - this has made it difficult for the vampires as now, that sun light reaches the ground they can only come out at night. Lichen have also been forced to move to the south side of the trees on which they grow on, this is to avoid detection by the vampires. Below are some pictures of this historical fact filled story.
Some uneducated people have a different story involving lycan and not lichen; this is an historical inaccuracy. Lycan are merely the offspring of lichen and vampires - don’t ask me how they mated, I don't think you want to know either. Lycan are often called werewolves. So, until next time. BOO! Ha, ha, ha, rolf, lolicon WTF! GAYLORD GEEK MOFO.
19/03/2006
Fun with numbers.... now with actual numbers
Evening.. Well sorry about my last post, I promised fun with numbers. I don't think I delivered, maybe I should work for the local government. Okay I'm gonna teach you a few cool tricks. Well if you haven't noticed there seem to be a few computer geeks how spend way too much time on their pc's, you can often spot them by the way they type things such as leeet and cheesee poof. Ah screw it I'm tired here are some silly links (number related of course.) If you find these useful, then good, if not then good. Lets get it clear I do not care. Thank you.
I'm having trouble posting links, so you need to highlight the line, drop it in a new browser tab/window address bar. Mkay
Check out stuff about your birthday at.
http://www.paulsadowski.com/birthday.asp
Work out how pregnant you are here.
http://www.borntolove.com/pregnancycalculate.html
By the way I do not seem to be very pregnant, strange Lazy says I must at least be in my 5th trimester.
And goole now has a calculator. Find it here.
http://www.google.com/help/features.html#calculator
People have tried it out and it sounds pretty useful, I think.
And for all of you who still have calculators.
http://terhune.net/jokes/calculat.txt.html
They didn't give any of the answers, I guess they didn't want to ruin the punch lines, or something. Ps do not try them on your pc, or not in the office at least, people start staring when you try turn your screen upside down. Just a warning.
When searching for "numbers gone wild", I got some rather questionable content, who knew that going wild was such popular amatuer video thinga ma bob.
http://www.scrapaddict.com/xcart/product.php?productid=19128&cat=877&page=1
Is considerably less risque than the other result. Only 50c.
Intersting little fact: ON the first link I got the number 3 on both the date and the name sections. Can't quite remember if they meant the same thing or something. I just thought that it might be important.. nudge, nudge, wink, wink. There might be a test at the end of this class.
On second thought I've decided that numbers serve their purpose, they only entertain those who understand them, and I do not think I will be putting much time asid eto develop any long term relationships with any numbers, except for maybe 3.
I'm having trouble posting links, so you need to highlight the line, drop it in a new browser tab/window address bar. Mkay
Check out stuff about your birthday at.
http://www.paulsadowski.com/birthday.asp
Work out how pregnant you are here.
http://www.borntolove.com/pregnancycalculate.html
By the way I do not seem to be very pregnant, strange Lazy says I must at least be in my 5th trimester.
And goole now has a calculator. Find it here.
http://www.google.com/help/features.html#calculator
People have tried it out and it sounds pretty useful, I think.
And for all of you who still have calculators.
http://terhune.net/jokes/calculat.txt.html
They didn't give any of the answers, I guess they didn't want to ruin the punch lines, or something. Ps do not try them on your pc, or not in the office at least, people start staring when you try turn your screen upside down. Just a warning.
When searching for "numbers gone wild", I got some rather questionable content, who knew that going wild was such popular amatuer video thinga ma bob.
http://www.scrapaddict.com/xcart/product.php?productid=19128&cat=877&page=1
Is considerably less risque than the other result. Only 50c.
Intersting little fact: ON the first link I got the number 3 on both the date and the name sections. Can't quite remember if they meant the same thing or something. I just thought that it might be important.. nudge, nudge, wink, wink. There might be a test at the end of this class.
On second thought I've decided that numbers serve their purpose, they only entertain those who understand them, and I do not think I will be putting much time asid eto develop any long term relationships with any numbers, except for maybe 3.
16/03/2006
Fun with numbers
Yay, yay, hip, hip hooray. Its time for fun with numbers. Wow holy crapola numbers can be fun. Either that or I am really, really, really bored.. You make up your minds..... Ping toast is ready, wooot... numbers numbers, did someone mention toast? Holy crap my connection is slooooowwwwww today. Okay so this will be a little bit oddly paced, everything else is guaranteed to be completely normal. Yay, Yay. Oog. So to make up for the odd pacing you are going to have to vary the speed at which you read, that is when it is dull and boring i.e. character development scenes, you should read slowly, and when it is exciting i.e. when shit is about to blow up or there is a terrorist attack on some unsuspecting zucchinis you should speed up. Okay do you have that? Try not to let the pacing follow you into the real world though like when shit blows up, if you speak to quickly you may detract from the whole excitement of the event for those around you. Oh and try not to slow down when speaking to your boss, it just means that it will take longer and thus worsen any negative effects from such encounters.
Yay, yay, hip, hip hooray. Its time for fun with numbers. Wow holy crapola numbers can be fun. Either that or I am really, really, really bored.. You make up your minds..... Ping toast is ready, wooot... numbers numbers, did someone mention toast? Holy crap my connection is slooooowwwwww today. Okay so this will be a little bit oddly paced, everything else is guaranteed to be completely normal. Yay, Yay. Oog. So to make up for the odd pacing you are going to have to vary the speed at which you read, that is when it is dull and boring i.e. character development scenes, you should read slowly, and when it is exciting i.e. when shit is about to blow up or there is a terrorist attack on some unsuspecting zucchinis you should speed up. Okay do you have that? Try not to let the pacing follow you into the real world though like when shit blows up, if you speak to quickly you may detract from the whole excitement of the event for those around you. Oh and try not to slow down when speaking to your boss, it just means that it will take longer and thus worsen any negative effects from such encounters.
Oh and back to numbers, gravy and numbers is not recommended for dinner, but whatever different strokes for different paintbrushes. According to http://www.newdream.net/~sage/old/numbers/ "Yep, that's right! Numbers are fun! Numbers are your friends." Holy FAK so there you have it, that’s my proof, it is alright to talk to you phone, because those little squiggly things on the keys, just above the letters, are in fact, you guessed it NUMBERS and they are your friends. By the way there are ten numbers on your phone; the second larger o is actually a zero like such 0, again holy crapola. Apparently zero (0) is pretty important, thus allowing us to count to well to zero, you can't go anywhere unless you can count to zero, if that makes sense. Like when you put petrol in your car, whilst it is moving it is burning petrol, thus counting you petrol backwards from R100 down to R0, which is when you have to start walking, like our cave man ancestors. I always thought that zero was well something edible like an orange or a stick. Hey check this picture I stole from…. What the fak... Oh you lazy biznatch, check it at (http://www.orthohelp.com/number.htm), really enlightening and stuff. Well I’m pretty screwed, I can’t upload any pictures or other fancy stuffs ( I hope at least the text uploads). Oh well isn’t that freaken depressing. My internet has been somethinged, no anime downloads, no uploading pretty pictures. Shit! Now I’ve lost my train of thought beans, they were on their way to Tokyo but I think they were hi jacked somewhere in north Africa, dam north Africans.
Yay, yay, hip, hip hooray. Its time for fun with numbers. Wow holy crapola numbers can be fun. Either that or I am really, really, really bored.. You make up your minds..... Ping toast is ready, wooot... numbers numbers, did someone mention toast? Holy crap my connection is slooooowwwwww today. Okay so this will be a little bit oddly paced, everything else is guaranteed to be completely normal. Yay, Yay. Oog. So to make up for the odd pacing you are going to have to vary the speed at which you read, that is when it is dull and boring i.e. character development scenes, you should read slowly, and when it is exciting i.e. when shit is about to blow up or there is a terrorist attack on some unsuspecting zucchinis you should speed up. Okay do you have that? Try not to let the pacing follow you into the real world though like when shit blows up, if you speak to quickly you may detract from the whole excitement of the event for those around you. Oh and try not to slow down when speaking to your boss, it just means that it will take longer and thus worsen any negative effects from such encounters.
Oh and back to numbers, gravy and numbers is not recommended for dinner, but whatever different strokes for different paintbrushes. According to http://www.newdream.net/~sage/old/numbers/ "Yep, that's right! Numbers are fun! Numbers are your friends." Holy FAK so there you have it, that’s my proof, it is alright to talk to you phone, because those little squiggly things on the keys, just above the letters, are in fact, you guessed it NUMBERS and they are your friends. By the way there are ten numbers on your phone; the second larger o is actually a zero like such 0, again holy crapola. Apparently zero (0) is pretty important, thus allowing us to count to well to zero, you can't go anywhere unless you can count to zero, if that makes sense. Like when you put petrol in your car, whilst it is moving it is burning petrol, thus counting you petrol backwards from R100 down to R0, which is when you have to start walking, like our cave man ancestors. I always thought that zero was well something edible like an orange or a stick. Hey check this picture I stole from…. What the fak... Oh you lazy biznatch, check it at (http://www.orthohelp.com/number.htm), really enlightening and stuff. Well I’m pretty screwed, I can’t upload any pictures or other fancy stuffs ( I hope at least the text uploads). Oh well isn’t that freaken depressing. My internet has been somethinged, no anime downloads, no uploading pretty pictures. Shit! Now I’ve lost my train of thought beans, they were on their way to Tokyo but I think they were hi jacked somewhere in north Africa, dam north Africans.
09/03/2006
Be very very quiet.....
Okay lets get this over with before my headache wakes up. I've had a sickly, obtuse and rather otherwise week. If you read my last post you will no doubt be aware of my battles with the viral scourge of the little green booglies. Headaches seem to be the only constant thing as of late, well headaches, and a general lack of enthusiasm. It’s hard being a nihilist when everyone around you is so positive. “How are you?”, “Crap and you?”, “Oh I’m great, top of the world, best I’ve been all week…..”, “Shut up or I’ll stab you in the face, you freaken hippy.” Why is everyone always soo happy, to stupid to realize and too dum to care. Oh ignorance is bliss. But maybe threatening to stab people in the face gives off negative vibes, I don’t know why everyone takes offense when I offer them some grievous bodily harm when they approach me, its not my fault I’d rather insult you than talk about your day, my day sucked I had a head ache, had a smoke, downloaded some ROMs, browsed the net, ate some stuff, ate some meds, farted, listened to music, shouted at the noisy mofos at work, threatened their families and then I had another smoke. Dam my blood pressure all of these annoying little butt turnips are pissing me off…….. “Doctor check his pulse…”, “Get him an lsd, for his ADD, and get me some coffee and a scone”,…. “What do you mean he’s a cyborg? Have you been watching too much anime again?”, “Cyborg? You stupid mofo, you are just talking to yourself again”, “Huh? What? I’m not a cyborg, you suck.” SMACK. “Now shut the hell up!”
Um okay.
Getting onto matters of health. During my clinical trails I have discovered a rather extraordinary hangover prevention thinga ma bob. As with stds and unwanted pregnancies the best cure according to nuns and lame asses is abstinence, which is why neither have very many friends. But prevention is always better than cure. All you need to do is eat some asparagus before you go to bed. “Did he say asparagus?”, “Why yes I think he did”, “Holy crapola”. Yes asparagus is a diuretic, and I have absolutely no idea how it that helps hangovers, as one of the main causes of hangovers is, well alcohol, which is bum bum bummmmm, also a diuretic. Hmmm. On inspection of the wikipedia, it is noted that some of the more unpleasant side effects of hangovers, are caused by the metabolism of alcohol in the liver (pay attention this is educational), and asparagus causes your pee to smell funny, because it cleans?..... Yes that’s it; it cleans your squishy internal organs. (I tried formulating something a bit more substantial, but it’s still early and I’m lazy, so sue me.) By the way I added this to wikipedia “* Eating some canned asparagus before going to bed will significantly reduce the negative symptoms the following day, this is probably due to the diuretic affects of the asparagus.”, so if you don’t believe me, I’ll just send you to wikipedia…. Proof, absolutely, undeniably true. By the way did I tell you that I invented the moon and walked on the internet. Dam my new cyborg powers kick ass. KOO should really consider this information in their next marketing campaign. “Wanna get rat faced tonight, but you have to perform heart surgery tomorrow morning? You can! All you need is KOO can asparagus. It will clean all of your squishy internal organs, give you laser vision and other cool cyborg powers. Fo shizzel” I can see it now. With my laser vision of course.
Um okay.
Getting onto matters of health. During my clinical trails I have discovered a rather extraordinary hangover prevention thinga ma bob. As with stds and unwanted pregnancies the best cure according to nuns and lame asses is abstinence, which is why neither have very many friends. But prevention is always better than cure. All you need to do is eat some asparagus before you go to bed. “Did he say asparagus?”, “Why yes I think he did”, “Holy crapola”. Yes asparagus is a diuretic, and I have absolutely no idea how it that helps hangovers, as one of the main causes of hangovers is, well alcohol, which is bum bum bummmmm, also a diuretic. Hmmm. On inspection of the wikipedia, it is noted that some of the more unpleasant side effects of hangovers, are caused by the metabolism of alcohol in the liver (pay attention this is educational), and asparagus causes your pee to smell funny, because it cleans?..... Yes that’s it; it cleans your squishy internal organs. (I tried formulating something a bit more substantial, but it’s still early and I’m lazy, so sue me.) By the way I added this to wikipedia “* Eating some canned asparagus before going to bed will significantly reduce the negative symptoms the following day, this is probably due to the diuretic affects of the asparagus.”, so if you don’t believe me, I’ll just send you to wikipedia…. Proof, absolutely, undeniably true. By the way did I tell you that I invented the moon and walked on the internet. Dam my new cyborg powers kick ass. KOO should really consider this information in their next marketing campaign. “Wanna get rat faced tonight, but you have to perform heart surgery tomorrow morning? You can! All you need is KOO can asparagus. It will clean all of your squishy internal organs, give you laser vision and other cool cyborg powers. Fo shizzel” I can see it now. With my laser vision of course.
03/03/2006
I'm sick....
For those of you who have trouble reading I will explain the heading to you. I have been rather unfortunate, sleeping with one's feet in a bucket of ice water is probably not a smart idea considering the odd weather we have been having. Well some rather unfriendly bacteria have decided to make my head their new base of operations, afterall it is a head cold. I have chosen to interperate this situation in the following way: Some bacteria scouts were busy looking for a new HQ, too scared to use birds as any budgie with a cough gets nuked, they decided to move up along the food chain. "Hell why not this tall humanoid looking creature thingy mabob", " For real that looks prime." They took measurements, got quotes and decided to go with my nasal tract, afterall it has the ideal length, tempurature and moistness. They felt that they chose well, they chose me, why me you little bastards. Plans. War Plans. Its war, head war 3, there will be casualties, hopefully more on their side than on ours. Phase one, invade host..... Completed.. Phase two, infect as many cells as possible.... in progress.. Pahase three, make host sneeze/cogh on everyone around..... in progress. They will take over, they will succeed, they will inherit the earth.... Blah dee blah dee blah blah... Overcompensate with medication, meds for runny nose, meds for fever, meds for head ache, meds for the meds that I forgot to take, meds for the meds that I will take, meds for meds sake........ and more meds.... these mofo's are going down, spell check can bearly handle my spelling anymore........ meds make the wall go bumbly, fumbly... vision blurry, sounds taste funny..... damn bacteria you be going downnnnnnnnnnnnnnn,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,............../
01/03/2006
Uncapped at last, well for now at least.
No posts in several days due to the fact that SA's only fixed line provider, Telkom, enjoys enforcing a 3gig cap on its ADSL subscribers. 3gigs is crazy, whilst chatting to mit82 in the UK, "screw this crazy 3gig cap", "3gigs isn't that bad, seriously how much do you need a day?", "you crazy British fool, that’s 3gig a month not a day, I freaken wish!", "oh, that does suck." During the past few days I have been forced to find other means to fill those moments of brief consciousness between naps, I bought magazines, rented DVDs, set high scores on my phone and the ultimate sacrilege, I watched TV - F-ck free to air TV. Watched SABC 3 (which is the best, and sadly still not really worth watching,) and as a media consumer I was forced to endure more ads than any educated being should ever be forced to, I think that the channels are working together so that when there are ads on one channel (four in total, yay:( ) then all the other stations play ads too, so you are left to choose whichever ad you despise the least, ja I hate the feminine hygiene product ad a little less than the MacDonald’s ad, lets watch that one instead, or I've already seen that ad 8 times tonight lets look for a new one. Sounds like a great night’s viewing pleasure.... It is at times like this that I see why I don’t watch TV anymore, its not because I am super cultured and would rather read a book or solve the world’s problems… No I want to play internet internet, I want to use Google to search for random shit, I want to play free games, listen to free music and watch free movies. In short the internet is the ultimate time waster. Productivity is no longer on my agenda, nor is my actual agenda. Maybe I’m just lazy in a different way, I think that is probably it, but do I feel bad? No of course not, I blame it on “insert world issue that you should care about, but actually don’t”
Enough ranting let me share some things with you that you can waste your bandwidth on.
Bit Torrent – The wave of the future for file distribution, Bit Torrent on Wikipedia, first you will need a cient, I use Azureus, it works well and has a pretty logo.. Ah pretty logo. And so that you don't get arrested you should only download legal torrets. For those of you are sick of having the default windows download thing screw up at about 80% of a download, here is Free Download Manager, and as the name suggests it is free (warning: when set on high mode it will kill your connection)
Waste your time here.
Wikipedia, an online encyclopedia
Snopes, check out urban myths, etc
Pixel Girl Presents, download pretty backgrounds.
Anime wallpapers, pretty self explanitory.
Newsgrounds, a pretty cool flash site
Internet Movie Data Base, check out facts about movies 'n stuff.
AnimeNfo, Anime encyclopedia.
Enough ranting let me share some things with you that you can waste your bandwidth on.
Bit Torrent – The wave of the future for file distribution, Bit Torrent on Wikipedia, first you will need a cient, I use Azureus, it works well and has a pretty logo.. Ah pretty logo. And so that you don't get arrested you should only download legal torrets. For those of you are sick of having the default windows download thing screw up at about 80% of a download, here is Free Download Manager, and as the name suggests it is free (warning: when set on high mode it will kill your connection)
Waste your time here.
Wikipedia, an online encyclopedia
Snopes, check out urban myths, etc
Pixel Girl Presents, download pretty backgrounds.
Anime wallpapers, pretty self explanitory.
Newsgrounds, a pretty cool flash site
Internet Movie Data Base, check out facts about movies 'n stuff.
AnimeNfo, Anime encyclopedia.
24/02/2006
Happy Friday
Good afternoon. Isn't it good to be alive? I wish I knew, I'm feeling a bit like a zombie at the moment, just waiting for my brain to wake up. tic toc tic toc tic toc........ Bing blip beeeeeeeeep, not quite there yet, but anyway. The New Norwegian Brown Bear association has formed a militant wing called the New Norwegian brown bear association militant wing or NNBBAMW, they are currently working on a more pronounceable acronym. It may take a while since they are not really using their grey matter, they are far more accustomed to arguing with their teeth and not their intellect. He who has the biggest sharpest teeth is right, end of argument, wanna take it any further and you will need either medical attention or a coroner. This is probably why you don't find people who will readily admit to disagreeing with bear politics. However For those of you wanting to support the cause I have attached their logo, which is a motif of their leader Browny with the hammer and sickle, I wonder if they want to start a socialist bear country. Hmm how do you have a socialist bear country. Fare working laws..... Hasn't anybody told those lazy bears that they need an economy of their own or at least they need to manufacture products which they can sell in ours before they start any political movements. Dam freaken bears don't know their place in society, But I'm not going to tell them.
Oh and happy friday. That means that, well it means that it is friday, woohoo. Time to have a beer and do other relaxing things (like not worrying about the shenanigans of some misguided wildlife.) Weekends have been celebrated by the working class since the dawn of time, first the beer gods blessed us with, well, beer. Then to afford beer we all had to partake in that ever so evil job of looking for a job. Making our corporate masters rather rich and making us crave beer even more. Riots, murder and incorrect marketing stats made the mojo masters think that maybe we needed some time off, unfortunately the 3day work 4 week play program was not accepted and we got the weak end of the bargain. But hell I'm happy with two days, hell I can't afford beer for 4 days straight.......... Just imagine all the people, stumbling everywhere, oh oo oh , image all the people, blah blub what the fa.. that bear's getting violent... who's browny. What the... aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! Splat burble gurgle, dam bears...
Oh and happy friday. That means that, well it means that it is friday, woohoo. Time to have a beer and do other relaxing things (like not worrying about the shenanigans of some misguided wildlife.) Weekends have been celebrated by the working class since the dawn of time, first the beer gods blessed us with, well, beer. Then to afford beer we all had to partake in that ever so evil job of looking for a job. Making our corporate masters rather rich and making us crave beer even more. Riots, murder and incorrect marketing stats made the mojo masters think that maybe we needed some time off, unfortunately the 3day work 4 week play program was not accepted and we got the weak end of the bargain. But hell I'm happy with two days, hell I can't afford beer for 4 days straight.......... Just imagine all the people, stumbling everywhere, oh oo oh , image all the people, blah blub what the fa.. that bear's getting violent... who's browny. What the... aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! Splat burble gurgle, dam bears...
20/02/2006
Prooof.... refutable and absolutely deniable
Sorry for not posting for 3 days, if you missed me... you need a life. I got mixed reaction to my last post, to do with bears fighting ninjas etc. Some said that it was freaken cool heh.(they did fall silent when my medication kicked in), the rest seemed to think that it was completely improbable and a bit crazy. "Bears don't use guns, that's ridiculous!", "If they had opposable thumbs they would, so baroo baroo, ping ping, nut bunny." So I set out to prove them wrong. I searched and I searched for pictures of bears (fighting ninjas of course). What saddened me was the high number of dum f-ck americans that think its cool to go about killing our furry friends with high powered rifles, I show you I'll do something really bad to america, like put a monkey into office then let him just... Shit too late. Oh and the labours of my efforts paid off, or something. I found a photo by a famous unknown photographer, taken on the spctral plain at the last bin-just-la-zee championship. The photo depicts two highly trained athletes ready to put foot to ass, and claw to back o the head. Note the green plasma trail between the two, it is the clashing of their opposing chi fields.
17/02/2006
Okay time for some updates
Some minor updates to the side panel. When I learn to edit the layout more, I will. Maybe some ninjas and sushi all fighting a bear with a tommy gun, sounds kick ass.
Valentines day: All the victims of the st Valentines day massacre are still dead. While mine turned out pretty good. I got Lazy a monkey, a cow, a card, a chocolate and a small red bag to put it all in. I got some smellies from Lazy, not sure I appreciate the implication that my hygiene is not on par, and I have in fact taken many mud baths since my last trip to Africa. We later had take away sushi, after that we drank too much.
Stunt man: Most of my bones have gotten their visas and have re-entered my body, I have also dried the tiles and given them a stern talking to.
Aliens & Sushi: Results are still inconclusive, but things are looking positive.
The meek: still suck ass.
Cockolate makers: have bought several small African countries with their profits from Valentines day, and they moved their headquarters to Chad (actual African country). Fortunately, due to bad investment portfolios (ie small African countries) they are now broke and stuck in Chad, pardon the pun it was unavoidable and can not be said any other way, that's the grammatical truth.
And finally probably the most important, or most questioned, update/correction. Drum roll please............ And here we finally have it the Robot Spider Thingy. I know many of you have had sleepless nights over this, and here it finally is...... Note the image you are about to see has been digitally altered to look like it was taken by the shit camera in my phone, then stared at for several hours and edited with the GIMP, to make it look like that. Sensitive viewers should not use fabric softeners or other irritants.
Please note that no actual gimps, or latex were harmed during the production of this image, we were however forced to radiate a creche in Kensington, but don't worry its probably better that way.
Valentines day: All the victims of the st Valentines day massacre are still dead. While mine turned out pretty good. I got Lazy a monkey, a cow, a card, a chocolate and a small red bag to put it all in. I got some smellies from Lazy, not sure I appreciate the implication that my hygiene is not on par, and I have in fact taken many mud baths since my last trip to Africa. We later had take away sushi, after that we drank too much.
Stunt man: Most of my bones have gotten their visas and have re-entered my body, I have also dried the tiles and given them a stern talking to.
Aliens & Sushi: Results are still inconclusive, but things are looking positive.
The meek: still suck ass.
Cockolate makers: have bought several small African countries with their profits from Valentines day, and they moved their headquarters to Chad (actual African country). Fortunately, due to bad investment portfolios (ie small African countries) they are now broke and stuck in Chad, pardon the pun it was unavoidable and can not be said any other way, that's the grammatical truth.
And finally probably the most important, or most questioned, update/correction. Drum roll please............ And here we finally have it the Robot Spider Thingy. I know many of you have had sleepless nights over this, and here it finally is...... Note the image you are about to see has been digitally altered to look like it was taken by the shit camera in my phone, then stared at for several hours and edited with the GIMP, to make it look like that. Sensitive viewers should not use fabric softeners or other irritants.
Please note that no actual gimps, or latex were harmed during the production of this image, we were however forced to radiate a creche in Kensington, but don't worry its probably better that way.
16/02/2006
Bleesed are the meek - Intentional Spelling
I spend a lot of time on the net looking for worthless stuff to fill my hard drives with, as of late my HD's are getting pretty full, its gotten so bad that I have had to delete all of or at least most of my precious games Quake 4, FEAR and GTA SA, I will miss you rest in peace. However lacking SATA I am forced to either do a major upgrade of look to external options, I've been looking at Digital Planet, their prices seem to be the best I've seen, maybe I'll have to skip a few sushi alien hunts. Maybe I'll take up making my own, found an SA company that can supply me with the necessities, except the fish though Taste of Japan. Give me "fish, fish a fish fish fish, eating fish" by Mr Scruff, living inland has a few disadvantages, fresh sushi quality fish is difficult to find, there are no drum and base clubs or coffee shops for a matter of fact, well at least the chances of me been attacked by a shark or an angry seal are pretty small. Angry sea life and the lack of their flesh aside, let's talk crap. Poopy yah, we love poopy, here comes poopy whoopdee doo... Hmmmkay .....
Today I have been employed to do some corporate espionage, bum bum bummmm. gonna put on my ninja outfit, sneak into Corporation X's head office, kreep crawl, knock over pot plants till I get to the big cheese' office, use my lightning skill and dodo technique to jump on behind the md and give him a grade 7 quadruple wedgie, tada mission completed. Unfortunately that was all a fantasy, I have just been assigned the mission of researching security printing features such as blah blah blah , "Cockolate coffee anyone?" HUH?!?! WTF Mr Manager of Keeps me Employed Co. offers us some Cockolate coffee "Pardon, don't you mean Chocolate coffee?", "Um, ya, whatever. And don't say I don't look after yoos guys." Blessed are the meek and the Cockolate makers, they may inherit the earth, that's if they make through Sandton traffic to the earth issuing department in time of course. But never fear I is here, me be ninja o da night and all many times more bigged up den dem kings of kong me bes de one, bitch slap the jive right out of myself.... Oh I was saying that I beat the meek and the cockolate makers to the earth issuing department, sorry that means the earth belongs to me and Chuck Norris is my side kick, so all the facts you have been reading about Chuck Norris count double for me, eat the David Hasslehof, I am now the big boss type guy. Pity mr Manager does seem to know about this, maybe I should tell him.
Today I have been employed to do some corporate espionage, bum bum bummmm. gonna put on my ninja outfit, sneak into Corporation X's head office, kreep crawl, knock over pot plants till I get to the big cheese' office, use my lightning skill and dodo technique to jump on behind the md and give him a grade 7 quadruple wedgie, tada mission completed. Unfortunately that was all a fantasy, I have just been assigned the mission of researching security printing features such as blah blah blah , "Cockolate coffee anyone?" HUH?!?! WTF Mr Manager of Keeps me Employed Co. offers us some Cockolate coffee "Pardon, don't you mean Chocolate coffee?", "Um, ya, whatever. And don't say I don't look after yoos guys." Blessed are the meek and the Cockolate makers, they may inherit the earth, that's if they make through Sandton traffic to the earth issuing department in time of course. But never fear I is here, me be ninja o da night and all many times more bigged up den dem kings of kong me bes de one, bitch slap the jive right out of myself.... Oh I was saying that I beat the meek and the cockolate makers to the earth issuing department, sorry that means the earth belongs to me and Chuck Norris is my side kick, so all the facts you have been reading about Chuck Norris count double for me, eat the David Hasslehof, I am now the big boss type guy. Pity mr Manager does seem to know about this, maybe I should tell him.
14/02/2006
Happy St Valentines day Massacre
Don't you just love valentine's day? Hm I seem to think it is probably one of the worst days of the year, not love wise but just a general absolutely crap day way. A few years ago some nobrigga decided to drive into the back of my car, causing me to spin into on coming traffic, not fun. Last year I just got back from Cape Town and got horribly sun burnt, sunstroke is not fun on valentine's evening. And this year I had car shit again, stuck on the side of the highway for about 20 minutes struggling to get the damn thing started. I need a new car, if you happen to have a spare one lying around, or are willing to buy me one, leave a comment and I'll get back to you.
Car problems aside, let's get onto valentine's day or at least those who have a worse one than mine have been so far. 'Twas the morning of 14 February 1929, when some good fellas were sitting done to breakfast when their friendly local hitman popped in for a visit and left 7 rather messy corpses in his wake, now that has got to be one of the worste valentine's days ever (by the way that re-enactment was based on the St Valentine's Day Massacre, doesn't massacre just roll off the tongue, say it with me massacre, mass-acre hmm now lets have some coffee and carry on). According to This Day in History.com in 1900 "British Gen. Roberts invaded Orange Free State with 20,000 troops", I wonder if they won, I hope they got Sun burn. Checking out snopes.com leaves one feeling pretty good about Valentine's day, seeing that I haven't been air raided, butchered or set on fire or at least not yet, let cross our thumbs.
For some interesting facts on Valentines day visit History Channel - Valentine's Day Page. And if you are in need of a car radar visit Valentine One. Send that extra special someone an anti valentines card BE MY ANTI-VALENTINE, by the way thats where I got the Happy Tuesday pic... Here's to Tuesday bottoms up and my the fat little cherub take aim and zap you in the ass.
12/02/2006
Aliens eat sushi too
What is that in the sky... A bird a plane, superman maybe.... It just some of our neighbourly friends from another suburb of the milky way. Ba da boom, tasers set on fry yo freaken ass, shazam. Sorry I'm just really bored at work listeneing to some mix sets I got on www.blentwell.com, twisting my msg laiden brain to the realm of unconsious, well I hope I'm consious, they may not take well to that and force me to seek alternate funding for my ultimate plan of world domination.
Getting back to the meaning of life, I believe that Earth is frequented on a regular basis, by et so that they may partake in some of our finer delicacies ie sushi. I have come up with falible evidence that they are infact coming here for the combination of fish, seaweed rice and japanes mayonaise. On my most recent alien hunting expedition to Benkei's (I Love Sushi) I thought I'd have some hand rolls... MSG - mono sodium glutamate - flavour enhancer - and as the Incas list it "secret ingredient of the sun god". The high amounts of msg found in Japanese mayonaise, enter the blood steam, flow towards the brain, cross blood brain barrier and set off dopamine production, causing one to blink irratically and go yum yum. If you were wondering why would aliens come to earth to have sushi, well the answer is simple ...... they can, and they have all been mislead by the 80s' movie Earth Girls are Easy. Mission successful one girlfriend hooked on sushi, so that I may track down aliens and not seam to odd. Working so far will keep updated.
Mission update:- Illegal alien found at sushi bar, girlfriend states that obese americans are not illegal aliens, I retort well they should be, she replies don't be stupid, response = more Japanese mayo on nest handroll, msg :-> yum yum...
10/02/2006
Stunt man of the day
Good morning still no luck uploading that acursed picture. Seems only fitting when the most rememorable experience I've had this week was pulling a stuntman on some wet tiles. It's amazing how hard things can be when you hit them at high speed. Said incident has left me with a sore rump and one hell of a screwed arm, making this use of my new powerball rather painful (By the way you can get your own at www.powerballs.com), this means that I am going to have to put off all that crushing of my enemies that I had planned for this weekend, it's a real pitty as I was really looking forward to it, this means that world peace etc blah dee blah little fuzzy bunnies etc will probably survive another week.
I have also decided to reinstall gta san andreas, which means I'm going to get more complaints about my swearing, oh what is the world coming to, maybe I can get gta dude to do the stunts ather than me......
I have also decided to reinstall gta san andreas, which means I'm going to get more complaints about my swearing, oh what is the world coming to, maybe I can get gta dude to do the stunts ather than me......
09/02/2006
Salami and good feelings
Well if you haven't noticed these Blog things have gotten rather popular, and not wanting be left out I thought I'd try starting one up.
And vola here it is simple enough and free, oh gone are the days of thinking people care what is said on forums and hello to the days of thinking etc etc etc blog etc....
By the by why don't you visit my girlfriends blog on http://spaces.msn.com/sistergabs its pretty, pink and well its new too. Viva le pink and pretty!
This blogg will be filled with all the useless, useful and what not that I deam worthy of spending my time typing.
Oh and check out the pic of my spider robot from ghost in the shell. I dig anime by the way, as it is a way to broaden my cultural horizons etc etc. and I like it when shit blows up!
Curses the pic does not want to load..... bum bum bummmmmm
3rd time lucky roll em high roll em low, where the rabbit hole stops we'll never know.
And vola here it is simple enough and free, oh gone are the days of thinking people care what is said on forums and hello to the days of thinking etc etc etc blog etc....
By the by why don't you visit my girlfriends blog on http://spaces.msn.com/sistergabs its pretty, pink and well its new too. Viva le pink and pretty!
This blogg will be filled with all the useless, useful and what not that I deam worthy of spending my time typing.
Oh and check out the pic of my spider robot from ghost in the shell. I dig anime by the way, as it is a way to broaden my cultural horizons etc etc. and I like it when shit blows up!
Curses the pic does not want to load..... bum bum bummmmmm
3rd time lucky roll em high roll em low, where the rabbit hole stops we'll never know.
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