Welcome to Monday.

Ah yes another week has come and gone. No ninja attacks, no shark attacks and a decided lack of sushi. What an uneventful week. Lets hope this week is better. Well its Monday and you guessed it no ninja attack, shark attacks or sushi yet, gotten off to a slow start, maybe I’ll go piss the bears at the zoo off. “Say hello to my little friend you beeg steenkee bear bitch! Ya I called you a bitch you ooglee gross bear.” “UNGrhh?” “Who’s your daddy, I’ll bet he smells like poo, just like you, and your mama, your mama eats out of the toilet, you turd scoffer.” “Bear yawn.” “You gonna ignore me you stupid fuzzy fart bag? Huh, huh, HUH!” “Take that you lazy bum bum head!” Kick sound muffled by fur. “and that!” Punch sound muffled by fur. “GRRRR. Roar. SNRRRL” Biting sound muffled by well nothing. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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HH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You freaken bastard, that hurts didn’t you mother tell you it’s not nice to bite people, freaken hell that was a perfectly good pair of pants, I only got them last month, now there is a freaken hole where my leg used to be…. WHAT THE FUUUUU, Where’s my leg, give me back my leg you funky monkey… wooozzzzeee,” lots of blood funny feelings. “What you smiling at you brown fuzzy teeth fairy?” ……. “Wanna be friends?”