I can prove that cheese is tasty. Here eat this.

Ah yes it is a gloomy Sunday morning and I‘ve been left alone with my thoughts again. Sneeeky little buggers always trying to convince me that the light in the fridge is not there for my amusement. Last night I did some very interesting research into how locals interact with tourists, next week I’ll try terrorists, first off you will need some locals, easy enough, then you need to locate a tourist, not so easy, or at least I couldn’t be bothered to look for one. We now have all the players locals, supplied from the surrounding areas, a tourist, me with a “German” accent and several beers. I really don’t know why I was so friendly, if I was a German tourist I’d be rude and obnoxious, why should my attitude change if my nationality did, so I did what all tourists do, and that is try to mingle with the locals while trying not to look like a terrorist, sorry I mean tourist. So all you need to do is go to everyone within ear shot and talk to them about what a good time you are having, in random German words learnt from tv, ein, gut pronounced goet, alveedezen (my german spelling is probably off), bier, achtun, shizer, shwine, and some other badly pronounced syllables. I’m not sure whether anyone noticed that I only got the accent after a few beers though, I think I even fooled the locals that I went there with. However I would recommend caution with trying to be a foreigner though, firstly don’t try being German in a German pub, because they will start talking to you in German, and trust me not even the best German accent will give you the ability to hold a conversation in German, I’ve tried and it just doesn’t work. Do not try acting like a German in an Afrikaans pub, not because they will understand you, but because it will be completely lost on them, and they probably won’t buy you any drinks. PS just talking English properly will make them think you are a tourist, I’ve been English, Australian, and South African in the same evening, with the same people, even after I spoke Afrikaans, and I was trying to prove that I was South African, I had to get my cousin, their friend, to back me up. But at the end of the day I don’t think you need to be German to enjoy a good German beer, with some nice German food, a personal favourite is schnitzel, potato salad, sour kraut, and if they have it ask for a little purple (yummy.) And the good thing is that all these delicacies can be got at most German pubs (remember not to use your German accent here, unless if you really are German though)

Live and partially nude in a bedroom near you!

Now that I've got your attention It's about time I hear from somebody, anybody. I don't freaken care. Guild Wars has led me down a horrible path of self destruction, or at least one of wanton destruction of property and all those little street kids in the neighbourhood. Damn street kids think they own the roads. I’ll show the dirty little buggers, next time you step in front of me I’m gonna set the law straight by riding over you, and then, I’ll res any of my party who were slain and then heal the rest. Lets just say I’ll go all monk over them, not catholic naughty behind the pew lovin, but rather some serious smiting monk vengeance, I’ll remove your enchantments and send some bone minions from hell to destroy you. Lets just thank the heavenly tokoloshe that street kids don’t run this country. Well the current gov doesn’t differ that much though, except they are a bit bigger and their clothes have less wholes in them.

Oh ja, um yous guys’s must send youses funny shit to my email fblock40(at)hotmail.com [just replace the (at) with @] If you wanna send funny pictures, make sure my email is empty. But it would be better if you send rants, raves and even dribbles top dis box. Remember that I don’t even give my friends my email address, so use it wisely. The bestest stuffs will be puted up on this blog, you will receive recognition from the heavans above in the form of a fresh pigeon doodie on the car parked next to yours. You will also receive the prize of your choice, to collect your prize, go to your favourite shop, choose your prize, proceed to the counter, put the prize down, pull out your credit card/9 mm, and them go home to enjoy your prize. (Do note the armed robbery is frowned at in most “modern” societies, so check with your neighbours, unless of course you sold their house. Do not confirm any plans of armed robbery with the local policeman as they may want to charge a special armed robbery tax [bastards] or at least that’s what they did when I asked)

PS that mail box is a spam trap so, don’t send spam, just your little stories.

PPS don’t these little ps thingies piss you off.

Fak, I was sleping and then.

Sorry about not blogging for a while, okay over a month, I know it wasn't because I was too busy, I mean I've been sitting on my ass doing nothing for the last month. All my hopes and dreams were shattered when I tried to become an office automation sales man, wholly crap that sucked. Do you know that the only difference between an oa sales man and a con man is, it is that the oa man pays tax. And then for one day I was on an on the job interview, doing what you ask, I'll tell. Selling crap out of kit bags, hell yeah. Excuse me sir/madam i've got some really smelly crap to sell you, why its fresh i watched the dog make it this morning, now this slightly blue tird is 100% pure doberman, I dought you'll find it cheaper or smellier anywhere else, and if you take 3 I'll throw in a free poopdle stool. FAK OFF YOU SILLY FAKKIN DOOR TO DOOR ADD MONKEY. So that didn't go too well. Well at least one good thing came out of this month of forced unemployment, or well, okay I started playing guild wars, I'm sorry if i didn't catch the greater meaning of life while i wasn't looking, Oh my Fak the world has turned to a purple headed lobster, no wait that's not write. Oh meds I forgot my meds, or did you just fool into thinking that so that you could laugh at me when I accidently overdose, you sick bastard, I want my Mommy, and maybe some more meds.

Oh and by the way, I started a new blog thing on yahoo the address is bum bum bum
http://360.yahoo.com/animesourcesa
as usual my pc doesn't like me so you will have to cut and paste that link into your toaser, when it comes out nice and brown you may put it in you browser. 2 blogs = 2 times the shite from 1 times the lazy man, lets see how it goes.