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Now that I've got your attention It's about time I hear from somebody, anybody. I don't freaken care. Guild Wars has led me down a horrible path of self destruction, or at least one of wanton destruction of property and all those little street kids in the neighbourhood. Damn street kids think they own the roads. I’ll show the dirty little buggers, next time you step in front of me I’m gonna set the law straight by riding over you, and then, I’ll res any of my party who were slain and then heal the rest. Lets just say I’ll go all monk over them, not catholic naughty behind the pew lovin, but rather some serious smiting monk vengeance, I’ll remove your enchantments and send some bone minions from hell to destroy you. Lets just thank the heavenly tokoloshe that street kids don’t run this country. Well the current gov doesn’t differ that much though, except they are a bit bigger and their clothes have less wholes in them.

Oh ja, um yous guys’s must send youses funny shit to my email fblock40(at)hotmail.com [just replace the (at) with @] If you wanna send funny pictures, make sure my email is empty. But it would be better if you send rants, raves and even dribbles top dis box. Remember that I don’t even give my friends my email address, so use it wisely. The bestest stuffs will be puted up on this blog, you will receive recognition from the heavans above in the form of a fresh pigeon doodie on the car parked next to yours. You will also receive the prize of your choice, to collect your prize, go to your favourite shop, choose your prize, proceed to the counter, put the prize down, pull out your credit card/9 mm, and them go home to enjoy your prize. (Do note the armed robbery is frowned at in most “modern” societies, so check with your neighbours, unless of course you sold their house. Do not confirm any plans of armed robbery with the local policeman as they may want to charge a special armed robbery tax [bastards] or at least that’s what they did when I asked)

PS that mail box is a spam trap so, don’t send spam, just your little stories.

PPS don’t these little ps thingies piss you off.