Happy Friday

Good afternoon. Isn't it good to be alive? I wish I knew, I'm feeling a bit like a zombie at the moment, just waiting for my brain to wake up. tic toc tic toc tic toc........ Bing blip beeeeeeeeep, not quite there yet, but anyway. The New Norwegian Brown Bear association has formed a militant wing called the New Norwegian brown bear association militant wing or NNBBAMW, they are currently working on a more pronounceable acronym. It may take a while since they are not really using their grey matter, they are far more accustomed to arguing with their teeth and not their intellect. He who has the biggest sharpest teeth is right, end of argument, wanna take it any further and you will need either medical attention or a coroner. This is probably why you don't find people who will readily admit to disagreeing with bear politics. However For those of you wanting to support the cause I have attached their logo, which is a motif of their leader Browny with the hammer and sickle, I wonder if they want to start a socialist bear country. Hmm how do you have a socialist bear country. Fare working laws..... Hasn't anybody told those lazy bears that they need an economy of their own or at least they need to manufacture products which they can sell in ours before they start any political movements. Dam freaken bears don't know their place in society, But I'm not going to tell them.


Oh and happy friday. That means that, well it means that it is friday, woohoo. Time to have a beer and do other relaxing things (like not worrying about the shenanigans of some misguided wildlife.) Weekends have been celebrated by the working class since the dawn of time, first the beer gods blessed us with, well, beer. Then to afford beer we all had to partake in that ever so evil job of looking for a job. Making our corporate masters rather rich and making us crave beer even more. Riots, murder and incorrect marketing stats made the mojo masters think that maybe we needed some time off, unfortunately the 3day work 4 week play program was not accepted and we got the weak end of the bargain. But hell I'm happy with two days, hell I can't afford beer for 4 days straight.......... Just imagine all the people, stumbling everywhere, oh oo oh , image all the people, blah blub what the fa.. that bear's getting violent... who's browny. What the... aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! Splat burble gurgle, dam bears...