Chase that white Rabbit.

Contrary to popular belief, there is a white rabbit at the end of that hole. Do you wanna know why? It’s because it is the white rabbit’s hole, you see it, it’s the one just to the left of that yellow oaker nut tree. Ah yes the illusive white rabbit, fabled for its white rabbitiness. Known across the land for its soft white pelt, cute fuzzy feet and super sharp teeth. Yes it is those sharp pointy teeth that have ended the adventure for many a wondering knight, I guess they were lost, oh rest their souls, may the almighty bunny fiend have mercy upon their souls. It was the mighty bunny fiend and his thirteen apostles of the apocalypse that set up the national bunny foundation (NBF), and it is through this organization that they created and populated many souvenir nations, known as bunny parks. They did this in such a cunning way that people visit these bunny parks, for children’s birthday parties, Sunday picnics, pagan rituals and other miscellaneous amateur warmongering activities. Bunny parks have all been fitted with human bunnification radar antennae’s which bunnify all humans that enter. That is why people feel compelled to take carrots and other bunny treats to said parks. Mentioning the NBF and not mentioning their ancient arch enemies is fairly dum dum. So for those who don’t already know. Think of this where else do people take their young to eat too many sweets and fling diaper waste around? No, it’s not the Vatican. It’s Micky Dee’s, aka Mac Donald’s, dreadful place more insidious than bunny parks and about as inviting as a government hospital emergency room. It is the bright garish colours, free plastic choke toys and the psychotic clown, that entice our smaller brained pint sized little ones. But little do they know that, their happy meals are actually made from the remnants of those who died on the battle fields of the ongoing war between MD and NBF. It is a terrible war, with far more casualties on the bunny side, due to their small size and inability to operate small arms, or any other arms at all. Well the saying breed like rabbits has at least kept them from extinction. Don’t the golden arches resemble bunny ears? Next time some puerile fetish drives you to Micky Dee’s, remember, you are probably eating the white rabbit, at least it saved you the chase.