Valentines day: All the victims of the st Valentines day massacre are still dead. While mine turned out pretty good. I got Lazy a monkey, a cow, a card, a chocolate and a small red bag to put it all in. I got some smellies from Lazy, not sure I appreciate the implication that my hygiene is not on par, and I have in fact taken many mud baths since my last trip to Africa. We later had take away sushi, after that we drank too much.
Stunt man: Most of my bones have gotten their visas and have re-entered my body, I have also dried the tiles and given them a stern talking to.
Aliens & Sushi: Results are still inconclusive, but things are looking positive.
The meek: still suck ass.
Cockolate makers: have bought several small African countries with their profits from Valentines day, and they moved their headquarters to Chad (actual African country). Fortunately, due to bad investment portfolios (ie small African countries) they are now broke and stuck in Chad, pardon the pun it was unavoidable and can not be said any other way, that's the grammatical truth.
And finally probably the most important, or most questioned, update/correction. Drum roll please............ And here we finally have it the Robot Spider Thingy. I know many of you have had sleepless nights over this, and here it finally is...... Note the image you are about to see has been digitally altered to look like it was taken by the shit camera in my phone, then stared at for several hours and edited with the GIMP, to make it look like that. Sensitive viewers should not use fabric softeners or other irritants.
Please note that no actual gimps, or latex were harmed during the production of this image, we were however forced to radiate a creche in Kensington, but don't worry its probably better that way.
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