Solvents: For external use only.

Sorry for being so lazy as of late, but it has been a week filled with adventure, or I’d like to pretend so. On Wednesday, or some other day that starts with a “w”, we went on an alien hunting expedition. As usual we started at Benkei, no aliens were immediately apparent. So, in an MSG trance I crossed the street and followed by my followers (they like following me around, I buy them beer and through peanuts at them to keep them happy.) We went to a very secret and fashionable society, so fashionable that you have to change every 2 hours to avoid getting evicted, lets call it the fashion society. MSG, nicotine and mercury (found in large blue finned tuna, if you didn’t know) fuelled my trance. Enter the shaman, he will see you now. Very good. “You have a strong name, like a bully. Would you like, a Tequila?”, “Yes……… I would, like a Tequila... Will it clear my vision and allow me to see into the future?”, “No, it will blur your vision and cause you to walk into things.” “Ah, I see, then I would like a double for myself and my companions, and if by chance you have any salted peanuts? I’d like a bag of those too.” “Very well.” “ Here are your tequilas.” “I see they are a delightful gold colour.” “You are very observant, eyes of eagle. This should help that.” “Yes, it should.” And it did, vision blurred, conversation conversed, styles changed and many beverages of varying potency consumed. “Ah, blub de blub. Do you remember that gold en tequila shaman?” “Actually its Henry. And yes, it was gold tequila.” “Um, yes, do you have the other, other golden tequila?” “Reposado?” “Maybe? What’s the difference?” “It has been aged for a year and is smoother.” “Oh does the aging mellow it out?” “No they just add less turpentine.” “Okay, its done then give us a six pack of those, Shaman you the man!” MSG, nicotine, mercury, lead by products and tequila, the trance has begun resembling a stupor, but I have a strong name! like a bully. Funny I have never heard of any bad guys named Attila Adolf Ghengis Sadam Eugene the Hun. Well maybe I’m the first, I should conquer a small country or something. And the peanuts? You may ask. Maybe I’ll conquer a peanut factory. Sounds pretty good.