What is that in the sky... A bird a plane, superman maybe.... It just some of our neighbourly friends from another suburb of the milky way. Ba da boom, tasers set on fry yo freaken ass, shazam. Sorry I'm just really bored at work listeneing to some mix sets I got on www.blentwell.com, twisting my msg laiden brain to the realm of unconsious, well I hope I'm consious, they may not take well to that and force me to seek alternate funding for my ultimate plan of world domination.
Getting back to the meaning of life, I believe that Earth is frequented on a regular basis, by et so that they may partake in some of our finer delicacies ie sushi. I have come up with falible evidence that they are infact coming here for the combination of fish, seaweed rice and japanes mayonaise. On my most recent alien hunting expedition to Benkei's (I Love Sushi) I thought I'd have some hand rolls... MSG - mono sodium glutamate - flavour enhancer - and as the Incas list it "secret ingredient of the sun god". The high amounts of msg found in Japanese mayonaise, enter the blood steam, flow towards the brain, cross blood brain barrier and set off dopamine production, causing one to blink irratically and go yum yum. If you were wondering why would aliens come to earth to have sushi, well the answer is simple ...... they can, and they have all been mislead by the 80s' movie Earth Girls are Easy. Mission successful one girlfriend hooked on sushi, so that I may track down aliens and not seam to odd. Working so far will keep updated.
Mission update:- Illegal alien found at sushi bar, girlfriend states that obese americans are not illegal aliens, I retort well they should be, she replies don't be stupid, response = more Japanese mayo on nest handroll, msg :-> yum yum...
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