Thanks for all the fish.

Its been a while, but I gues that is starting to sound like a cliche with me. But hey, it is a very true one, cliche that is. I could tell you the truth, that I have just been too freaken lazy to even write in my blog.. SO I think I'll just lie. I have been very busy, I watched some tv, lost, prison break, supernatural, girls of the playboy mansion, not the fuggen news. I have been working in a place where my internet usage is monitored! Oh no only 400 megs and they actually send me cute little warning emails. You are looking at too many comic websites! Your internet usage for the week is the highest in the department. This is the second time your internet usage is the highest, please look into this! This is the last time I am speaking to you about your internet usage. I am going to take away your internet usage. HHHMmmm okay maybe they weren't so cute, kind of annoying actually. I can't help it I'm addicted to the internet, or maybe I just ==== never ever say anything bad about your job in your blog, they WILL fire you ===. Do you understandf where I am coming from, and no, it is not from behind the fridge.

Oh yes I have also started writing a book! Its gonna be great, action suspense, tenticle creatures and a milk man, yes you heard that correctly, but not just any milk man, he is th Milk Man of justice (patent pending). The book is named Memiors of a Gopher named Gopher. So far this epic novel is standing at a hefty 3 pages, of solid dripping GOLD!

Blog Of Doom!

Ha ha ha. Its time for another installment of something Of Doom! Its pretty simple even small children can play, although Americans might find it quite difficult. All you have to do is put “Of Doom” after every noun you say. Easy huh! Here are a few examples. “I’m just going to walk my dog Of Doom.” Or “My that’s a lovely new shirt Of Doom you have on, it would look lovely crumpled up on my floor Of Doom.” Or “Hey baby, how’d would you like to see my pad Of Doom.” Or “The other day I watched this documentary Of Doom, about penguin Of Doom, they lived on all this ice Of Doom, and ate fish Of Doom.” Okay maybe it can get a bit complicated for small children, but hey its fun for the whole family Of Doom!

I know this is short, but I need to keep it that way so that I can understand it.

instant coffee just add humans

Ha, ha ha. Doesn’t that just make you laugh; I read that on a shirt the other day. “Instant Human, Just add Coffee.” It made me laugh so hard that coffee came out my trunk, and I had to use tentacles 3 through 7 to mop up the ensuing disaster, earth humour, really gets my fallingle flowing. I’m rather found of coffee, and humans, just they get a bit limp when you leave them in it too long, my how I love to watch them thrash around in the foamy delicious java. I enjoy it when they squirm around in my mouth between my tongues.

The world has become a sad sad place, when jingle boops talk about their sordid love affairs with small hominid life forms from that little blue planet in the milky way. Interspecies mingling can not be tolerated in this age of high fidelity quadraphonic spaz slapping.

Sorry but, as usual I’m not at sorts, stimulants, lack of sleep and utter boredom have caused global warming on scales not yet know to those damn penguins…………. Quack (penguins dammit, que the penguins) (what’s the difference? duck, penguin they both swim) (the one eats, fish the other eats..)(toast!) (what? I’ve never seen a duck eat toast) (no no not ducks, I want toast, snack packs ,snack packs all I want are snack packs) (someone please remove this idiot…. And get me a snack pack too……. Hm this is some good juice, can I go for a lye down?) Alright, the support staff are out of the way, no we only have one more task… and that is , take over the world, brush our teeth, chase a shot of tequila with skunk urine. No its time to browse the internet for more pointless crap to do. Number 1, read http://dchedda.blogspot.com (this very blog) If that is not pointless enough, then well bluh…..

That’s funny I was about to say the same thing

Good evening, it weird that we only seem to meet when I am on my ear, welcome to my ear it is cartilaginous and earlike. It probably has something to do with all the stimulants in the water here, dam it is hard to sleep.

Ah yes and guess what, all these great plans of witty report and etc have deluded me. I can’t smoke in doors any more so I will have to live off the fumes from under my bed.

I went to happy fun land tonight, only to be met by some half assed Nigerian, he said the park was closed, so what could I do apart from pee on the roller coaster and vow to be there earlier tomorrow (apparently most people are asleep by 3)

But I got some photo’s of me and the lads. I’m the good looking one.






Apparently people act like acting like retards around me.