Happy human rights day!

Yo yo yo! Happy human rights day, from the rainbow nation, the country with the most public holidays of any country in the world, woot. Yip that is right, humans have their own special day here in RSA, it is a day where we celebrate our human rights, that is the right not to have your ass turned inside out buy nasty exploding incendiary devices, don’t you love not being evaporated, damn what a great day! For all of those who do not know, you are probably a human if you are reading this article, or at least I hope so, I don't know how far they have come in their monkey training trials - but it sounds promising, unless of course you do not want to be a monkeys slave, damn violent intelligent monkeys. "No, no put that cathode ray tube down, bad monkey.", "Eek eek ook, grumble.. (unintelligible).. ook!", "No! You wouldn't, you're crazy! I will not let you destroy another pc of mine you filthy monkey bastard! I said....." CRACK!!!!! "EEEK OOOKKK GRRR! GRREEEOOWLL!". ..... .. . . . . .....


Enough about humans and their ultimate demise. Apparently vampires and lichen have been having a war since, well a long, long time ago. Basically the story goes; /Little red riding vampire was walking through the woods to old grandma vampires house when a tree covered in lichen fell over and crushed little red's little head. None of the other vampires were very happy with this so they declared war on all the lichen of the world. The battle has been hard fought with casualties on both sides, the world is no longer covered in forest, due to the vampire mass lichen eradication campaigns - this has made it difficult for the vampires as now, that sun light reaches the ground they can only come out at night. Lichen have also been forced to move to the south side of the trees on which they grow on, this is to avoid detection by the vampires. Below are some pictures of this historical fact filled story.



Some uneducated people have a different story involving lycan and not lichen; this is an historical inaccuracy. Lycan are merely the offspring of lichen and vampires - don’t ask me how they mated, I don't think you want to know either. Lycan are often called werewolves. So, until next time. BOO! Ha, ha, ha, rolf, lolicon WTF! GAYLORD GEEK MOFO.