Fun with numbers

Yay, yay, hip, hip hooray. Its time for fun with numbers. Wow holy crapola numbers can be fun. Either that or I am really, really, really bored.. You make up your minds..... Ping toast is ready, wooot... numbers numbers, did someone mention toast? Holy crap my connection is slooooowwwwww today. Okay so this will be a little bit oddly paced, everything else is guaranteed to be completely normal. Yay, Yay. Oog. So to make up for the odd pacing you are going to have to vary the speed at which you read, that is when it is dull and boring i.e. character development scenes, you should read slowly, and when it is exciting i.e. when shit is about to blow up or there is a terrorist attack on some unsuspecting zucchinis you should speed up. Okay do you have that? Try not to let the pacing follow you into the real world though like when shit blows up, if you speak to quickly you may detract from the whole excitement of the event for those around you. Oh and try not to slow down when speaking to your boss, it just means that it will take longer and thus worsen any negative effects from such encounters.

Yay, yay, hip, hip hooray. Its time for fun with numbers. Wow holy crapola numbers can be fun. Either that or I am really, really, really bored.. You make up your minds..... Ping toast is ready, wooot... numbers numbers, did someone mention toast? Holy crap my connection is slooooowwwwww today. Okay so this will be a little bit oddly paced, everything else is guaranteed to be completely normal. Yay, Yay. Oog. So to make up for the odd pacing you are going to have to vary the speed at which you read, that is when it is dull and boring i.e. character development scenes, you should read slowly, and when it is exciting i.e. when shit is about to blow up or there is a terrorist attack on some unsuspecting zucchinis you should speed up. Okay do you have that? Try not to let the pacing follow you into the real world though like when shit blows up, if you speak to quickly you may detract from the whole excitement of the event for those around you. Oh and try not to slow down when speaking to your boss, it just means that it will take longer and thus worsen any negative effects from such encounters.

Oh and back to numbers, gravy and numbers is not recommended for dinner, but whatever different strokes for different paintbrushes. According to http://www.newdream.net/~sage/old/numbers/ "Yep, that's right! Numbers are fun! Numbers are your friends." Holy FAK so there you have it, that’s my proof, it is alright to talk to you phone, because those little squiggly things on the keys, just above the letters, are in fact, you guessed it NUMBERS and they are your friends. By the way there are ten numbers on your phone; the second larger o is actually a zero like such 0, again holy crapola. Apparently zero (0) is pretty important, thus allowing us to count to well to zero, you can't go anywhere unless you can count to zero, if that makes sense. Like when you put petrol in your car, whilst it is moving it is burning petrol, thus counting you petrol backwards from R100 down to R0, which is when you have to start walking, like our cave man ancestors. I always thought that zero was well something edible like an orange or a stick. Hey check this picture I stole from…. What the fak... Oh you lazy biznatch, check it at (http://www.orthohelp.com/number.htm), really enlightening and stuff. Well I’m pretty screwed, I can’t upload any pictures or other fancy stuffs ( I hope at least the text uploads). Oh well isn’t that freaken depressing. My internet has been somethinged, no anime downloads, no uploading pretty pictures. Shit! Now I’ve lost my train of thought beans, they were on their way to Tokyo but I think they were hi jacked somewhere in north Africa, dam north Africans.