Bleesed are the meek - Intentional Spelling

I spend a lot of time on the net looking for worthless stuff to fill my hard drives with, as of late my HD's are getting pretty full, its gotten so bad that I have had to delete all of or at least most of my precious games Quake 4, FEAR and GTA SA, I will miss you rest in peace. However lacking SATA I am forced to either do a major upgrade of look to external options, I've been looking at Digital Planet, their prices seem to be the best I've seen, maybe I'll have to skip a few sushi alien hunts. Maybe I'll take up making my own, found an SA company that can supply me with the necessities, except the fish though Taste of Japan. Give me "fish, fish a fish fish fish, eating fish" by Mr Scruff, living inland has a few disadvantages, fresh sushi quality fish is difficult to find, there are no drum and base clubs or coffee shops for a matter of fact, well at least the chances of me been attacked by a shark or an angry seal are pretty small. Angry sea life and the lack of their flesh aside, let's talk crap. Poopy yah, we love poopy, here comes poopy whoopdee doo... Hmmmkay .....

Today I have been employed to do some corporate espionage, bum bum bummmm. gonna put on my ninja outfit, sneak into Corporation X's head office, kreep crawl, knock over pot plants till I get to the big cheese' office, use my lightning skill and dodo technique to jump on behind the md and give him a grade 7 quadruple wedgie, tada mission completed. Unfortunately that was all a fantasy, I have just been assigned the mission of researching security printing features such as blah blah blah , "Cockolate coffee anyone?" HUH?!?! WTF Mr Manager of Keeps me Employed Co. offers us some Cockolate coffee "Pardon, don't you mean Chocolate coffee?", "Um, ya, whatever. And don't say I don't look after yoos guys." Blessed are the meek and the Cockolate makers, they may inherit the earth, that's if they make through Sandton traffic to the earth issuing department in time of course. But never fear I is here, me be ninja o da night and all many times more bigged up den dem kings of kong me bes de one, bitch slap the jive right out of myself.... Oh I was saying that I beat the meek and the cockolate makers to the earth issuing department, sorry that means the earth belongs to me and Chuck Norris is my side kick, so all the facts you have been reading about Chuck Norris count double for me, eat the David Hasslehof, I am now the big boss type guy. Pity mr Manager does seem to know about this, maybe I should tell him.