'Tis the last Wednesday of the week.

Now that is certainly good news, by golly who wants another Wednesday. Personally I’ve had enough of them for 1 week. Damn, wake up early join the rat race eat a funny saamie, crave a cigarette, have a cigarette, wait till next craving. Sounds exciting, been like this since last Wednesday, or maybe since December, it’s all a haze, time seems to blend into itself, forming disjoined nouns, badly spelt cats and making me a bit more odd than usual, I think I’m a seven today, that’s pretty odd isn’t it. It’s been a while since I have posted, that is because I have been killing the internet here at work, die you measly “broadband” internet thingy, mwahaha! Damn I wanna live in a first world country, better internet, less corruption, less beggars etc etc. “Oh but it can’t be that bad, Why don’t you just get your pet lion to eat the beggars, and your elephant can stomp all those corrupt metros.” “WTF you moron, jhb is a city, the only place to find lions, tigers, bears, orangutans, elephants and other wild animals is at the zoo!”, “But on tv there are animals all over Africa.” “Famine starvation and civil war too, and on tv here there are some intelligent Americans, Just because you see it on tv, does not make it true, for fegs sake. You are a dum ass, go and play with that plug over there, oh and heres a bucket of water. Enjoy.” That’s an idea, maybe I’ll go to the zoo and set some animals free, or was that in a movie, filled with crazy Americans, who just happened to nearly wipe out humanity?

Apparently all of my American and beggar bashing has gotten me some good karma. I will be graduating on Friday, I will be celebrating on Friday and probably Saturday, and then I start my new job on Monday, and tomorrow is my last day here, things are definitely looking up, right, left and then right again. Now cross the street making sure that you keep an eye out for oncoming traffic. Poop! you jay walker. I’ve been told that when in Europe it is very easy to spot South Africans, because they always jay walk, that is cross the road at any location other than the zebra line thing or at the robot. I think it is probably safe to do it my way, that is adopt the position, ready, steady, NOW RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!! In some anime I’ve seen that in Japan they have traffic lights that play some weird docile tune, maybe it is a pied piper kind of tune, lulling the unsuspecting pedestrians into harms way, it seems to have the same effect on the drivers who very rarely take the bait and ride over our anime producing friends. I think they should get something similar here in South Africa, but they would have to change the tune, maybe replace it with the sounds of gun shots, a police siren, breaking glass, it would have to be area specific, like near the zoo you’d have a lions roar etc. This would definitely reduce the amount of time spent crossing the road, and thus reducing the time that taxis have to aim for said pedestrians. Another plus would be that pedestrians would get fitter and thus live healthier more productive lives. Sorry about all that bull, I’m just pissed off with bastards who run out in front of your car and expect you, (they expect me to what?) not hit them, now isn’t that a bit too much to ask, for craps sake, you jumped in front of me, now you taste some datsun fury.