I Need a new car. ASAP!

While driving around this morning some idiot crazy lady hooted at me, or the car in front of me for not taking off quick enough. So what I did was roll down my window and gave psycho bitch the finger. Now this was more effort than it should have been, so to combat this in the future I am offering an open bid to all who read this to give me a new car, it has to have electric windows, so that I never have to use any physical effort to give fingers to worthy numskulls on our roads. “BEEP BEEP this, you stupid shit!” “May some rather nasty people come and repossess your car, may they punch you in the nose while they do it. YOU SUCK!” And on second thought the new car that you are going to give me should have some minor modification. For one the hooter should be set to such a frequency that it would either cause massive heart failure or severe brain hemorrhaging, which ever is more affective, seeing that most SA drivers are already severely mentally retarded, a good heart attack will stop them, and those who use their brains to control their motor functions will have said functions stopped… Permanently. My new vehicle will also need a reinforced body with bull bars to push incapacitated vehicles from my path.



From the drawing you can firstly notice that I do not design cars for a living, secondly you will notice the destructo hooter on the roof and the super strong bull bars on the front. Regular high grade steel would be suitable for the bull bar and reinforcing, the car would need at least a v8 engine to move all the extra weight, the destructo hooter can be aquired at most secret government military research labs. So I eagerly await me new car. and Thank you in advance.