Ha, ha ha. Doesn’t that just make you laugh; I read that on a shirt the other day. “Instant Human, Just add Coffee.” It made me laugh so hard that coffee came out my trunk, and I had to use tentacles 3 through 7 to mop up the ensuing disaster, earth humour, really gets my fallingle flowing. I’m rather found of coffee, and humans, just they get a bit limp when you leave them in it too long, my how I love to watch them thrash around in the foamy delicious java. I enjoy it when they squirm around in my mouth between my tongues.
The world has become a sad sad place, when jingle boops talk about their sordid love affairs with small hominid life forms from that little blue planet in the milky way. Interspecies mingling can not be tolerated in this age of high fidelity quadraphonic spaz slapping.
Sorry but, as usual I’m not at sorts, stimulants, lack of sleep and utter boredom have caused global warming on scales not yet know to those damn penguins…………. Quack (penguins dammit, que the penguins) (what’s the difference? duck, penguin they both swim) (the one eats, fish the other eats..)(toast!) (what? I’ve never seen a duck eat toast) (no no not ducks, I want toast, snack packs ,snack packs all I want are snack packs) (someone please remove this idiot…. And get me a snack pack too……. Hm this is some good juice, can I go for a lye down?) Alright, the support staff are out of the way, no we only have one more task… and that is , take over the world, brush our teeth, chase a shot of tequila with skunk urine. No its time to browse the internet for more pointless crap to do. Number 1, read http://dchedda.blogspot.com (this very blog) If that is not pointless enough, then well bluh…..
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